Jake
@jakeup.bsky.social
Part-time cloud watcher, full-time mischief maker.
The "They're eating the dogs" guy says to wait for more context?!?!?
October 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The "They're eating the dogs" guy says to wait for more context?!?!?
Oh good, the YouTube boys are selling out to evil ass Zuck. Lame.
October 8, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Oh good, the YouTube boys are selling out to evil ass Zuck. Lame.
Well hey, two things we can agree on...
1. Go Brewers!
2. It's way past our bedtime.
1. Go Brewers!
2. It's way past our bedtime.
October 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Well hey, two things we can agree on...
1. Go Brewers!
2. It's way past our bedtime.
1. Go Brewers!
2. It's way past our bedtime.
Just as I'm about to call you a poo-poo head and block you?! 😆🥂
October 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Just as I'm about to call you a poo-poo head and block you?! 😆🥂
It just shows these 'experts' didn't watch Milwaukee this year. A 2-run lead against the Crew isn't safe, even on a sloppy night. This team just finds ways to win against all odds, and the booth clearly didn't know that.
October 8, 2026 at 6:51 AM
It just shows these 'experts' didn't watch Milwaukee this year. A 2-run lead against the Crew isn't safe, even on a sloppy night. This team just finds ways to win against all odds, and the booth clearly didn't know that.
Getting excited for the team that's leading makes sense. Going mild when the other team makes a great hustle play, or legit mourning a game-ending out in Game 1 like you lost a bet, does not. That's the difference between riding momentum and just being biased. Brewers aren't flashy, but do WIN a lot
October 8, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Getting excited for the team that's leading makes sense. Going mild when the other team makes a great hustle play, or legit mourning a game-ending out in Game 1 like you lost a bet, does not. That's the difference between riding momentum and just being biased. Brewers aren't flashy, but do WIN a lot
Well let me ask, what is the "national broadcaster honesty" that you think Brewers fans aren't appreciating?
October 8, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Well let me ask, what is the "national broadcaster honesty" that you think Brewers fans aren't appreciating?
Listen to this blah call of a sac fly putting the Crew up by 2.... 😴😴😴
October 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Listen to this blah call of a sac fly putting the Crew up by 2.... 😴😴😴
Repeatedly calling William Contreras "Wilson."
October 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Repeatedly calling William Contreras "Wilson."
Ty France's Game 1 roof-knocker with all of their "woulda-coulda-shoulda" BS and immediately saying that would've been an HR.
Obviously they can make their series and pre-game picks, but they were beyond dead wrong. The "Fox guys" acted like these 4 games were the first time they'd seen MKE play.
Obviously they can make their series and pre-game picks, but they were beyond dead wrong. The "Fox guys" acted like these 4 games were the first time they'd seen MKE play.
October 8, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Ty France's Game 1 roof-knocker with all of their "woulda-coulda-shoulda" BS and immediately saying that would've been an HR.
Obviously they can make their series and pre-game picks, but they were beyond dead wrong. The "Fox guys" acted like these 4 games were the first time they'd seen MKE play.
Obviously they can make their series and pre-game picks, but they were beyond dead wrong. The "Fox guys" acted like these 4 games were the first time they'd seen MKE play.
Nah, the broadcast and pre/post game coverage was horse shit.
October 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Nah, the broadcast and pre/post game coverage was horse shit.
That's straight up early 90s babe material right there. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck did she do to herself?!
October 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
That's straight up early 90s babe material right there. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck did she do to herself?!
Vanessa Williams: You Nailed It!
ALT: Vanessa Williams: You Nailed It!
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October 6, 2026 at 11:50 AM
The rich are BEGGING to be eaten
October 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The rich are BEGGING to be eaten
Bet he was drinking an iced coffee when he was being interviewed.
October 5, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Bet he was drinking an iced coffee when he was being interviewed.
Man with Curly Hair Says WUT Meme
ALT: Man with Curly Hair Says WUT Meme
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October 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Facts. And no two playing fields have the same dimensions.
A 305-foot fly ball is a home run down the right-field line at Fenway (302 feet), but a routine out at Wrigley (353 feet). Every ballpark has its own bizarre physical quirks to conquer... Milwaukee’s just happens to be on the Z-axis.
A 305-foot fly ball is a home run down the right-field line at Fenway (302 feet), but a routine out at Wrigley (353 feet). Every ballpark has its own bizarre physical quirks to conquer... Milwaukee’s just happens to be on the Z-axis.
October 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Facts. And no two playing fields have the same dimensions.
A 305-foot fly ball is a home run down the right-field line at Fenway (302 feet), but a routine out at Wrigley (353 feet). Every ballpark has its own bizarre physical quirks to conquer... Milwaukee’s just happens to be on the Z-axis.
A 305-foot fly ball is a home run down the right-field line at Fenway (302 feet), but a routine out at Wrigley (353 feet). Every ballpark has its own bizarre physical quirks to conquer... Milwaukee’s just happens to be on the Z-axis.
Got It - Man's Expressive Nod
ALT: Got It - Man's Expressive Nod
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October 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
So embarrassing and shameful. Republican scum, all of them. No differentiation with mAgA rEpUbLiCaNs. All the same. Throw 'em all in a line and don't tell them where it leads.
October 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
So embarrassing and shameful. Republican scum, all of them. No differentiation with mAgA rEpUbLiCaNs. All the same. Throw 'em all in a line and don't tell them where it leads.
Steve Harvey Crying While Drinking
ALT: Steve Harvey Crying While Drinking
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October 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM