JMcP
@james-mcp.bsky.social
I am a Rules Engineer, not a Rules Lawyer.
I know how to improvise to shorten the way. An Ersatz Haderach, if you will.
I know how to improvise to shorten the way. An Ersatz Haderach, if you will.
@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com
Are y'all ever afraid your punchlines are inspiring people in the worst ways?
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/0...
Are y'all ever afraid your punchlines are inspiring people in the worst ways?
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/0...
Of Tombs - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
June 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
@cwtycho.penny-arcade.com
Are y'all ever afraid your punchlines are inspiring people in the worst ways?
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/0...
Are y'all ever afraid your punchlines are inspiring people in the worst ways?
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/0...
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"We don't give a fuck. You need to get sober."
May 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"We don't give a fuck. You need to get sober."
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“The heroes of my field have all but slain one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse while the heroes of your field gathered in the desert to create a new one.”
xkcd.com/1520/
xkcd.com/1520/
Degree-Off
xkcd.com
February 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“The heroes of my field have all but slain one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse while the heroes of your field gathered in the desert to create a new one.”
xkcd.com/1520/
xkcd.com/1520/
@tychobrahe.bsky.social
Congrats, you're still proving Gabe wrong!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2017/0...
Congrats, you're still proving Gabe wrong!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2017/0...
February 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
@tychobrahe.bsky.social
Congrats, you're still proving Gabe wrong!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2017/0...
Congrats, you're still proving Gabe wrong!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2017/0...
I am such a nerd that I thought this was a post about computers
It’s so damn cold, my drivers side window froze shut.
January 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I am such a nerd that I thought this was a post about computers
Dammit, I just got the Coffee of Doom/Mood Coffee bit in Questionable Content
At least it wasn't "Mood fo' Coffee"
At least it wasn't "Mood fo' Coffee"
January 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Dammit, I just got the Coffee of Doom/Mood Coffee bit in Questionable Content
At least it wasn't "Mood fo' Coffee"
At least it wasn't "Mood fo' Coffee"
Took advantage of un(?)seasonably warm days to bike twice this week. Rides that were figurative walks in the park in October have kicked my ass
I leaned hard on the ebike. I normally only use it on 3 or 4 hills but it did a lot today on the return trip
Treadmill is inadequate maintenance exercise
I leaned hard on the ebike. I normally only use it on 3 or 4 hills but it did a lot today on the return trip
Treadmill is inadequate maintenance exercise
December 30, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Took advantage of un(?)seasonably warm days to bike twice this week. Rides that were figurative walks in the park in October have kicked my ass
I leaned hard on the ebike. I normally only use it on 3 or 4 hills but it did a lot today on the return trip
Treadmill is inadequate maintenance exercise
I leaned hard on the ebike. I normally only use it on 3 or 4 hills but it did a lot today on the return trip
Treadmill is inadequate maintenance exercise
I should not like this as much as I do....
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 29, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I should not like this as much as I do....
The teen descendant has claimed my old Levi jean jacket I was given as a teen in 1986.
I am happy it goes on adventures again and somewhat worried that there's some leftover mischief hiding in the pockets.
I am happy it goes on adventures again and somewhat worried that there's some leftover mischief hiding in the pockets.
December 29, 2024 at 1:10 AM
The teen descendant has claimed my old Levi jean jacket I was given as a teen in 1986.
I am happy it goes on adventures again and somewhat worried that there's some leftover mischief hiding in the pockets.
I am happy it goes on adventures again and somewhat worried that there's some leftover mischief hiding in the pockets.
This is the only valid way to anthromophosize a digital assistant
If you're going to ask an AI like ChatGPT questions, I have one favor to ask:
Please anthropomorphize the AI.
Imagine a college freshman who has read a great many things, but is inexperienced, insecure, and willing to make things up to try and sound more knowledgeable than they are.
Please anthropomorphize the AI.
Imagine a college freshman who has read a great many things, but is inexperienced, insecure, and willing to make things up to try and sound more knowledgeable than they are.
December 26, 2024 at 10:21 PM
This is the only valid way to anthromophosize a digital assistant
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A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
December 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
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Scam alert: A scammer has created a fake Irene Goodman Literary Agency website (irenegoodman.org - the real agency site is at irenegoodman . com) & is impersonating a former IGLA agent with fake publishing contract offers requiring large upfront fees
irenegoodman.org
LITERARY AGENCY
irenegoodman.org
December 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Scam alert: A scammer has created a fake Irene Goodman Literary Agency website (irenegoodman.org - the real agency site is at irenegoodman . com) & is impersonating a former IGLA agent with fake publishing contract offers requiring large upfront fees
I just rediscovered the dopamine hit from someone responding positively to a post. Fortunately I spend way too much time living in my own head to truly be thirsty for likes.
My like-farming is not dissimilar from an investment strategy based on checking winter coat pckets for money.
My like-farming is not dissimilar from an investment strategy based on checking winter coat pckets for money.
December 9, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I just rediscovered the dopamine hit from someone responding positively to a post. Fortunately I spend way too much time living in my own head to truly be thirsty for likes.
My like-farming is not dissimilar from an investment strategy based on checking winter coat pckets for money.
My like-farming is not dissimilar from an investment strategy based on checking winter coat pckets for money.
I wonder if now that rich old white guys are getting shot if it is time to discuss gun control.
No? Ok, guess we'll
keep discussing the failures of our health care and some variant of "eat the rich"
No? Ok, guess we'll
keep discussing the failures of our health care and some variant of "eat the rich"
December 8, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I wonder if now that rich old white guys are getting shot if it is time to discuss gun control.
No? Ok, guess we'll
keep discussing the failures of our health care and some variant of "eat the rich"
No? Ok, guess we'll
keep discussing the failures of our health care and some variant of "eat the rich"
In a typically-out-of-touch non-twist, NYT considers it a twist that people who cheered Kyle Rittenhouse killing protesters also cheer when hated rich guys are killed
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/07/n...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/07/n...
In Grim Twist, Some Root for Suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO’s Killing
The authorities have pleaded for help in finding the person who killed Brian Thompson, the chief executive of UnitedHealthcare. But some seem more interested in rooting for the gunman.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2024 at 12:00 AM
In a typically-out-of-touch non-twist, NYT considers it a twist that people who cheered Kyle Rittenhouse killing protesters also cheer when hated rich guys are killed
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/07/n...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/07/n...
In my personal head cannon, Stephen King actually based it off her costume and spent years eagerly waiting for someone to get the joke
December 7, 2024 at 1:15 PM
In my personal head cannon, Stephen King actually based it off her costume and spent years eagerly waiting for someone to get the joke
This is going to make me buy a new phone just so I can tell this is a painting and not a photo....
Monastery Garden in the Snow by Carl Friedrich Lessing c 1829
Oil on Canvas
(Wallraf-Richartz Museum, Cologne, Germany)
Oil on Canvas
(Wallraf-Richartz Museum, Cologne, Germany)
December 6, 2024 at 11:17 PM
This is going to make me buy a new phone just so I can tell this is a painting and not a photo....
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Okay I think you are ready for this BlueSky. Let's talk cheese history.
More specifically, Yorkshire Dales cheeses, and how WW2 and rationing almost wiped out cheesemaking in northern Britain.
This is the story of the near-death of the world of one of the world's great cheeses: Wensleydale. /1 🧵
More specifically, Yorkshire Dales cheeses, and how WW2 and rationing almost wiped out cheesemaking in northern Britain.
This is the story of the near-death of the world of one of the world's great cheeses: Wensleydale. /1 🧵
a cartoon character in a suit and tie is pointing at the camera and saying cheese .
Alt: animated gif: wallace from wallace and gromit being very excited about cheese.
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Okay I think you are ready for this BlueSky. Let's talk cheese history.
More specifically, Yorkshire Dales cheeses, and how WW2 and rationing almost wiped out cheesemaking in northern Britain.
This is the story of the near-death of the world of one of the world's great cheeses: Wensleydale. /1 🧵
More specifically, Yorkshire Dales cheeses, and how WW2 and rationing almost wiped out cheesemaking in northern Britain.
This is the story of the near-death of the world of one of the world's great cheeses: Wensleydale. /1 🧵
How much of a nerd am I? Here's one of my covid-distraction books.
Thought I lost it in an office move in 2021. Think I read 2 pages of it before it vanished. Found it hiding behind a poncho in my trunk today.
Thought I lost it in an office move in 2021. Think I read 2 pages of it before it vanished. Found it hiding behind a poncho in my trunk today.
November 25, 2024 at 1:38 AM
How much of a nerd am I? Here's one of my covid-distraction books.
Thought I lost it in an office move in 2021. Think I read 2 pages of it before it vanished. Found it hiding behind a poncho in my trunk today.
Thought I lost it in an office move in 2021. Think I read 2 pages of it before it vanished. Found it hiding behind a poncho in my trunk today.
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I love this story (I can absolutely hear Ursula's battlecry), but I think the title for Most American Thanksgiving Ever has to be awarded to Gallusrostromegalus. I laughed so hard when I read it I almost passed out because I couldn't breathe.
www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
The Turkey Story
So it’s 2001, and my family drives from fucking California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for thanksgiving, becuase my grandparents are moving into a nursing home and it’s their last holiday…
www.tumblr.com
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 AM
I love this story (I can absolutely hear Ursula's battlecry), but I think the title for Most American Thanksgiving Ever has to be awarded to Gallusrostromegalus. I laughed so hard when I read it I almost passed out because I couldn't breathe.
www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
www.tumblr.com/gallusrostro...
Got a month behind on @ Midnight & was slowly catching up.
Watching Taylor Tomlinson approach election day is like watching a found footage horror movie. They all looked so happy because they don't know yet that axe murderer is already in the house.....
Watching Taylor Tomlinson approach election day is like watching a found footage horror movie. They all looked so happy because they don't know yet that axe murderer is already in the house.....
November 24, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Got a month behind on @ Midnight & was slowly catching up.
Watching Taylor Tomlinson approach election day is like watching a found footage horror movie. They all looked so happy because they don't know yet that axe murderer is already in the house.....
Watching Taylor Tomlinson approach election day is like watching a found footage horror movie. They all looked so happy because they don't know yet that axe murderer is already in the house.....
Utterly cold take: Having Panic at the Disco do "Into the Unknown" for the credits of Frozen2 is still a genius bit of Dad Rock.
November 23, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Utterly cold take: Having Panic at the Disco do "Into the Unknown" for the credits of Frozen2 is still a genius bit of Dad Rock.