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Three goblins in a poorly fitting skin suit.
Pinned
𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖

Sir, please take your communion wafer and sit down
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who do we want? the funk soul brother

when do we want him? right about now
July 22, 2026 at 8:05 AM
"It's Morphine Time!"

- Power Ranger with an opioid addiction
September 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I think they should let the NASCAR drivers have guns
July 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
cancer? I barely even know her
July 22, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Constantly eating sour patch kids to hide my severe dandruff problem
March 28, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The afterlife is real but after you die you switch genders.
March 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Watching Mr Bean in Spanish, learning so much tbh
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Well why didn't he have a gun with him?
Charlie Kirk, a right-wing influencer who is a close ally of President Trump, was shot in the neck on Wednesday while speaking at a campus event at Utah Valley University. Follow updates here. nyti.ms/4gokLkW
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ahem

*grilm cheems*
August 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Going to the bar and getting a suicide beer
May 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
American Pope in Vatican City (1981)
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Slapping my "I Malörted" sticker on my rear windshield like a marathon "26.2" decal
May 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Y'all
May 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Broth, Brother, but no Brothest. Convenient
April 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Imagine if they hit the second tower first
April 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This meat's been cured? Idk man looks pretty dead to me
April 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Is Elon trying to sext me?
February 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dammit, you quadrupled the quadrupeds
February 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I saw a cop truck today. Also known as a cuck
February 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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You can achieve Severance if your innie drinks enough.
January 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Eggs McBenedict
January 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
*hits blunt*

evil baby
January 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
*our dog burrowing under the bedsheets*

My wife: she's going under cover
January 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM