James Cepeda
@jamespeda.bsky.social
“May all your complaints never be about shit that actually matters.”
10:15pm 3rd of July
The first fireworks go off in my neighborhood.
What is this nation coming too ☹️😑?
The first fireworks go off in my neighborhood.
What is this nation coming too ☹️😑?
July 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
10:15pm 3rd of July
The first fireworks go off in my neighborhood.
What is this nation coming too ☹️😑?
The first fireworks go off in my neighborhood.
What is this nation coming too ☹️😑?
Ohwh. My gluteus Maximus.
July 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Ohwh. My gluteus Maximus.
Lol. That’s waht an actual injured player looks like?
July 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Lol. That’s waht an actual injured player looks like?
It must be really cool to be the best friend of the workd’s one-and-only trillionaire
AND be anonymous?!!?!!
AND be anonymous?!!?!!
June 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
It must be really cool to be the best friend of the workd’s one-and-only trillionaire
AND be anonymous?!!?!!
AND be anonymous?!!?!!
BOOM!!!
My work here is dine.
Wordle 1,804 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
My work here is dine.
Wordle 1,804 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
May 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
February 28, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Was that halftime 35 minutes lòng?
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Was that halftime 35 minutes lòng?
Earlier today it was all:
RIZZO!!!
Now it’s:
GONZO!!!
RIZZO!!!
Now it’s:
GONZO!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Earlier today it was all:
RIZZO!!!
Now it’s:
GONZO!!!
RIZZO!!!
Now it’s:
GONZO!!!
This sounds like a Christmas song
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This sounds like a Christmas song
Look at this photograph🎶
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Look at this photograph🎶
I believe that whenever Adele goes out on a Hen Night and there is the obligatory Karaoke, she is obliged to sound just as bad as the rest of us.
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I believe that whenever Adele goes out on a Hen Night and there is the obligatory Karaoke, she is obliged to sound just as bad as the rest of us.
Making friends with two other AirPodsPro owners with smaller earholes so we can swap earpieces…
May 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Making friends with two other AirPodsPro owners with smaller earholes so we can swap earpieces…
Brutus - "What Have We Done" (with The Atomic Orchestra)
YouTube video by Brutus
youtu.be
March 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
As I was was exiting Costco today with my 8 items, the receipt checker counted the 6 bulk items silently and then when I got right next to her, she saw the 2 smaller items and said, “Seven, eight!”
I said, “Thank you.” And went on my way.
6 hrs. later, I should have replied,
I said, “Thank you.” And went on my way.
6 hrs. later, I should have replied,
February 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
As I was was exiting Costco today with my 8 items, the receipt checker counted the 6 bulk items silently and then when I got right next to her, she saw the 2 smaller items and said, “Seven, eight!”
I said, “Thank you.” And went on my way.
6 hrs. later, I should have replied,
I said, “Thank you.” And went on my way.
6 hrs. later, I should have replied,
“Atlanta only ran three plays this quarter. Washington with one hundred and forty five (👀) yards 😒.”
December 30, 2024 at 3:30 AM
“Atlanta only ran three plays this quarter. Washington with one hundred and forty five (👀) yards 😒.”
I’m sure the hand sanitizer dispenser is just off-screen, yeah?
December 29, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I’m sure the hand sanitizer dispenser is just off-screen, yeah?
WTH this isn’t Thursday Night Rush!
December 16, 2024 at 1:24 AM
WTH this isn’t Thursday Night Rush!
Coke Zero lookin’ MFers
November 11, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Coke Zero lookin’ MFers
What is tf-ening?
October 27, 2024 at 12:11 AM
What is tf-ening?
You: Well, if you think about it, it would make more sense if you…
Me: Let me cut you off right there, buddy.
Me: Let me cut you off right there, buddy.
October 26, 2024 at 1:53 PM
You: Well, if you think about it, it would make more sense if you…
Me: Let me cut you off right there, buddy.
Me: Let me cut you off right there, buddy.
Is Beth Mowens calling an nfl game?
September 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Is Beth Mowens calling an nfl game?
Bright side: Georgia has three quarters to make a comeback.
September 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Bright side: Georgia has three quarters to make a comeback.
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They've given Nick Saban and projector and a pointer, so I'm having fun with it.
September 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
They've given Nick Saban and projector and a pointer, so I'm having fun with it.
September 22, 2024 at 10:02 AM