Interplanet.Janet.1970
janethigginbotham.bsky.social
Interplanet.Janet.1970
@janethigginbotham.bsky.social
IT nerd, gamer, married, motorcycle rider
If you're looking for more than friendship, don't contact me.
There have been zero days since a Suzuki/Possum incident.
I don't think this one is going to be as lucky as the deer. It went crunchy-crunch! What happens when I kill my own spirit animal?
May 20, 2026 at 1:07 PM
There have been zero days since a Suzuki/Deer incident.
It was more of a nudge than an incident. I think the deer survived too, maybe with a sore hip.
May 18, 2026 at 10:32 AM
You know, I never really noticed that one crooked sideways tooth in Rom's mouth before (Quark's brother on Deep Space Nine). Now it's all I can see when I look at him.
May 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
2 years ago vs. yesterday.
#transtimelines
May 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Chee-kin! Bok-bokkk! Rawr!
April 19, 2026 at 10:06 PM
It's funny that I unquestionably trusted my surgeon during the operation, but when he says "no motorcycle riding for a month" he's the biggest quack in the entire medical profession. :)
April 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I think this computer memory was crafted in Japan between 1603 and 1868.
April 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Movie idea: Killer returns to Summer Camp to kill all the kids that made fun of him. Google screws up and takes him to a Belgian Malinois training kennel. The rest of the movie is him trying to escape. None of the dogs die. Friday the 13th Part XXXVII: Jason goes to Doggy Daycare.
March 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
That feeling when the person running the morning ops meeting starts it off with "Ladies and Gentlemen..." and I'm the only lady in the room.
#feelsgood
March 10, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I remembered this morning the only reason I hate when the time changes this time of year... it was pitch black and densely foggy all the way to work during my commute on the Suzuki.
March 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Hell Comes to Frogtown is on Amazon Prime.
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I just wanted to let everyone know... I'm canceling all of my future shows at the Kennedy Center.
January 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Huh. Tiddies.
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When the gummi kicks in.
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just me.
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
So I hear the kids downstairs making fart noises for 5 minutes straight, then Catey comes upstairs into the bedroom waving dramatically behind her butt yelling "Do not go down there!"
Yep, that's why I married that girl!
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
New color: Midnight Ruby
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Cannibal Mukbang on Prime. 3.5 stars. I'm diving in.
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hear me out... Turkey Hill Salted Caramel Apple Pie ice cream served over warm cornbread.
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sad news from the Mad Queer Ecosphere:
Ash the Husky crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday afternoon. We think he was 12? He was experiencing symptoms of kidney failure, had stopped taking treats, and was acting miserable. It was his time and he was letting us know.
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Welp, that's not good. Stopped for gas and the end of my key broke off in the tank lock. Thankfully, only 15 minutes away from the house.
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Janet Higginbotham (b. 1970)
Still life with fruit and chef, 2025
Digital photograph
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A new stinker I just came up with:

"I love twinks! Golden skin, sweet cream oozing out...
I mean I love twinkies!!!"
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm having trouble with this technique. The book doesn't explain what end of the child to sharpen.
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I gave myself my first estradiol injection today. No more pills disolving under the tongue twice a day. Just a weekly shot.
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM