Jared Simpson
@jared-simpson.bsky.social
Some may know me as Juggerbear53
If Jesus was a DnD character, what class would he be? Would he be a Celestial Warlock, a Divine Soul Sorcerer, a Peace Domain Cleric? Or maybe a Devotion Paladin? Would he be a human or would he be an aasimar? Important questions.
June 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If Jesus was a DnD character, what class would he be? Would he be a Celestial Warlock, a Divine Soul Sorcerer, a Peace Domain Cleric? Or maybe a Devotion Paladin? Would he be a human or would he be an aasimar? Important questions.
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April 23, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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the percy jackson show is really starting to grind my gears. it's getting a lot right and while it's not strayed quite as far as the movies, it's making some decisions that's making me think we're gonna get to that point where the story has changed too much.
January 22, 2026 at 3:52 AM
the percy jackson show is really starting to grind my gears. it's getting a lot right and while it's not strayed quite as far as the movies, it's making some decisions that's making me think we're gonna get to that point where the story has changed too much.
i feel so bad for Bills fans
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
i feel so bad for Bills fans
Vic Michaelis being on Last Meals directly after Matt Mercer is such a banger back to back combo.
January 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Vic Michaelis being on Last Meals directly after Matt Mercer is such a banger back to back combo.
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Giants Lose
LAD 5, SF 2
FINAL/11
I feel deflated. Just like this offense.
Let’s take a few days off and regroup. And by regroup, I mean drink 🥃
#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
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LAD 5, SF 2
FINAL/11
I feel deflated. Just like this offense.
Let’s take a few days off and regroup. And by regroup, I mean drink 🥃
#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
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a big hero 6 character is walking down a set of stairs in a house .
ALT: a big hero 6 character is walking down a set of stairs in a house .
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July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Giants Lose
LAD 5, SF 2
FINAL/11
I feel deflated. Just like this offense.
Let’s take a few days off and regroup. And by regroup, I mean drink 🥃
#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
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LAD 5, SF 2
FINAL/11
I feel deflated. Just like this offense.
Let’s take a few days off and regroup. And by regroup, I mean drink 🥃
#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
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the giants really need to stop, this isn't healthy
July 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the giants really need to stop, this isn't healthy
when sad as fuck, extremely strong prickly pear margarita is immaculate
June 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
when sad as fuck, extremely strong prickly pear margarita is immaculate
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The Council: Hi
Shepard:
Shepard:
June 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Council: Hi
Shepard:
Shepard:
the giants are the best team in baseball. f the dodgers
June 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the giants are the best team in baseball. f the dodgers
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go giants, best team in baseball
June 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
go giants, best team in baseball
the giants are the best team in baseball
June 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
the giants are the best team in baseball
the sf giants are the best team in baseball. i will be taking no questions at this time...
June 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the sf giants are the best team in baseball. i will be taking no questions at this time...
one day @dukeofwhales.bsky.social will post again. and a glorious day it shall be.
June 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
one day @dukeofwhales.bsky.social will post again. and a glorious day it shall be.
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i am getting so fucked over on my student loans this is insane, i've called 4 times in the last couple weeks and have been given 4 completely different answers. love this.
May 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i am getting so fucked over on my student loans this is insane, i've called 4 times in the last couple weeks and have been given 4 completely different answers. love this.
having a house is fucking wild
May 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
having a house is fucking wild
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Giants Win!
SF 14, CHC 5
FINAL/11
It was an unconventional win on an unconventional night.
#SFGiants ⚾️🥃 #BeatCubs
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SF 14, CHC 5
FINAL/11
It was an unconventional win on an unconventional night.
#SFGiants ⚾️🥃 #BeatCubs
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when we fight we win is written on a blue background
ALT: when we fight we win is written on a blue background
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May 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
happy star wars day. The Last Jedi is the best star wars movie ever made.
May 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
happy star wars day. The Last Jedi is the best star wars movie ever made.
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Mass Effect: Legendary Edition is on sale for $6 on Steam right now. Three whole games. The value combo meals at McDonald's cost more than that now. @biowareproblems.bsky.social
May 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Mass Effect: Legendary Edition is on sale for $6 on Steam right now. Three whole games. The value combo meals at McDonald's cost more than that now. @biowareproblems.bsky.social