we've tried circuses, but have you fuckers ever heard of BREAD??
September 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
we've tried circuses, but have you fuckers ever heard of BREAD??
one thing i know in my bones is that Microsoft Fucking Sharepoint cannot be automated away, it will always come back. therefore it must be destroyed completely by throwing it into the sun
September 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
one thing i know in my bones is that Microsoft Fucking Sharepoint cannot be automated away, it will always come back. therefore it must be destroyed completely by throwing it into the sun
Why is (squints) Jon hamm in the space force??
September 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Why is (squints) Jon hamm in the space force??
I really think so much of this boils to down to people think because space is cold (true) it’s easy to cool things in space (very much not true)
August 29, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I really think so much of this boils to down to people think because space is cold (true) it’s easy to cool things in space (very much not true)
i am calling for a 60 day moratorium on all Dan Sulilvans until we figure out what the hell is going on
August 23, 2026 at 4:48 PM
i am calling for a 60 day moratorium on all Dan Sulilvans until we figure out what the hell is going on
I think a genuinely good interview strategy with a belligerent RFK is to just say “what? Huh? I didn’t get that” To every single thing he says
August 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I think a genuinely good interview strategy with a belligerent RFK is to just say “what? Huh? I didn’t get that” To every single thing he says
I just want them to talk like robots is that too much to ask
August 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I just want them to talk like robots is that too much to ask
hell -- and i cannot emphasize this enough -- fucking yeah
July 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
hell -- and i cannot emphasize this enough -- fucking yeah
Soldier. Your mission, should you choose to accept it…
July 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Soldier. Your mission, should you choose to accept it…
I say this with all sincerity: this is the type of society we should be trying to build
July 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I say this with all sincerity: this is the type of society we should be trying to build
UNBUTTON THE JACKET WE BEG
June 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
UNBUTTON THE JACKET WE BEG
This type of finding is easily disproved by just looking around. Is anything like 1 of every 6 people in your life suffering from long COVID? Obviously not. Even 1 in 20? I’d still say no. How can you say this with a straight face??
June 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This type of finding is easily disproved by just looking around. Is anything like 1 of every 6 people in your life suffering from long COVID? Obviously not. Even 1 in 20? I’d still say no. How can you say this with a straight face??
have you ever listened to a podcast and thought "this is great, but I wish it could hurt me physically?" you're in luck!
April 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
have you ever listened to a podcast and thought "this is great, but I wish it could hurt me physically?" you're in luck!
motherfucker have you ever heard of the 12 Days of Christmas? Checkmate, bitch
March 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
motherfucker have you ever heard of the 12 Days of Christmas? Checkmate, bitch
They love to have this clear, firm, fundamental view when the guy has an R next to his name, but if it's a D? No powers for you I'm afraid, just the way it's always been. Congress has to do everything, actually
March 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
They love to have this clear, firm, fundamental view when the guy has an R next to his name, but if it's a D? No powers for you I'm afraid, just the way it's always been. Congress has to do everything, actually