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Jake Saylor
@jaredswopshire.bsky.social
The best is yet to come
📍Louisville, KY
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They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
July 24, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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I was just trying to explain to my relatively offline ex why my friends call Threads (which she's seen less of than me) the "gas leak app"
July 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Post from the bad site that does a good job explaining a big part of why US player dev is broken. Clubs have some really wack incentives
July 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Heard we were aiming for mid-teams on 82-0. I blame Bob Boozer for an otherwise non-mid lineup.
June 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
New Punisher movie got one star from me on IMDB. I don’t typically rate a movie after only watching 4 minutes of it, but having a scene where they kill a dog for no reason is enough for me.
May 26, 2026 at 12:26 PM
“I walked outside
when I heard
that I had traded crows
for songbirds”
April 24, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I’ve established I’m not doing any chores today. I might put some laundry away tonight and *might* unload the dishwasher. That’s it though.
How it feels doing literally any task right now.
April 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign
April 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.

This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.

A thread on how to do that 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 7:53 AM
This is you, Reuters
January 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
"Was the officer struck by the vehicle, as President Trump insists, or did the car pass by or around him?"
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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It's almost as if the Democrats aren't a resistance party at all and they just use this rhetoric to get gullible people to give them money.
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Democrat leaders on this platform want you to believe they are the party of resistance while supporting genocide, rubber stamping Trump's nominees, folding on trans rights, using far-right rhetoric about migrants, working with mass surveillance companies, getting mad they weren't in on a coup.
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again

Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I see that the Pop Tart Bowl is today
December 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Rob!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The quickest way I can tell if somebody doesn’t watch basketball is if they say the midrange shot is dead. Any game I watch anymore still has players taking advantage of openings between 10-20 feet from the basket. Like yeah there’s more threes, but other shots didn’t just disappear.
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
God this is a fun game
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Feels like that would be a really soft flagrant on ant
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
OKC should sign Ben Simmons
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Rob Dillingham has nothing in his bag, doesn’t he
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever watched Marvin Bagley play until tonight. Was he always this bad?
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What I would give to be in the Prime truck watching them freak out as there isn’t a single working mic on this broadcast lol
December 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM