Jason Clor
@jasonclor.bsky.social
Writer, publisher, designer, spider hunter.
https://www.lowerdeckspress.com/
https://www.jasonclor.com/
https://www.lowerdeckspress.com/
https://www.jasonclor.com/
“Gun shoots murder victim”
September 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
“Gun shoots murder victim”
A real leader would have told her how soon he'd be dating her
September 23, 2026 at 1:40 AM
A real leader would have told her how soon he'd be dating her
Trying out the Edgar Suit
September 23, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Trying out the Edgar Suit
Man loves a good fisting
September 23, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Man loves a good fisting
The head is soft just for this purpose
September 21, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The head is soft just for this purpose
Athleticism X (instinct + determination) = a heckofa play
September 21, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Athleticism X (instinct + determination) = a heckofa play
Pictured: not the student nor the technology nor anything that has ever existed in reality
September 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Pictured: not the student nor the technology nor anything that has ever existed in reality
No matter how noble your intentions, never try to out-stupid stupid in a stupid contest
September 15, 2026 at 6:38 AM
No matter how noble your intentions, never try to out-stupid stupid in a stupid contest
“Our deathbots will only kill SOME of you”
September 15, 2026 at 6:31 AM
“Our deathbots will only kill SOME of you”
I thought the way to beat snake oil salesmen was with swift, steady strokes, making sure to snap the wrist
September 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I thought the way to beat snake oil salesmen was with swift, steady strokes, making sure to snap the wrist
Got my horse paste, bring it on
August 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Got my horse paste, bring it on
He took an exciting company full of innovators and drove it into the swamp of mediocrity
August 31, 2026 at 7:05 PM
He took an exciting company full of innovators and drove it into the swamp of mediocrity
Drop diplomats not bombs
August 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Drop diplomats not bombs
And everyone in the room just ignores it, like his corruption, sexism and bigotry
August 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
And everyone in the room just ignores it, like his corruption, sexism and bigotry
Revelations gonna revelate
August 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Revelations gonna revelate
Easiest unfollow in ages
July 24, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Easiest unfollow in ages
Capitalism: a select few will become rich and then perpetuate the falsehood that it was entirely their own doing
July 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Capitalism: a select few will become rich and then perpetuate the falsehood that it was entirely their own doing
Correction: Trump IS focused on making life better for a select set of Americans, most of whom share his last name
July 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Correction: Trump IS focused on making life better for a select set of Americans, most of whom share his last name
This is no good, we’re on top of the monument
July 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
This is no good, we’re on top of the monument
Honestly, more on-brand for a rapey Nazi stormtrooper
July 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Honestly, more on-brand for a rapey Nazi stormtrooper
“Why Don’t Democrats Solve Fox News’ Made-Up Problems Instead of the Real Ones?”
July 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
“Why Don’t Democrats Solve Fox News’ Made-Up Problems Instead of the Real Ones?”
What an odd thing for a sandwich to say
June 26, 2026 at 4:45 PM
What an odd thing for a sandwich to say