Jason
@jasondfw.bsky.social
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i just wish everyone wasn't fine with lying to our faces all the fucking time
September 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
i just wish everyone wasn't fine with lying to our faces all the fucking time
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…yeah, okay, that’s pretty much it.
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
September 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
…yeah, okay, that’s pretty much it.
@makenomisteak.bsky.social You're gonna love the 2nd half of today's SOC
September 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
@makenomisteak.bsky.social You're gonna love the 2nd half of today's SOC
@makenomisteak.bsky.social "You are listening to subscriber only content"
You Sure About That?
ALT: You Sure About That?
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September 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
@makenomisteak.bsky.social "You are listening to subscriber only content"
that should actually be embarrassing as a 36 year old man if the wife you met 2 years ago "brought structure" to your life.
September 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
that should actually be embarrassing as a 36 year old man if the wife you met 2 years ago "brought structure" to your life.
Tough look
September 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Tough look
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I asked AT&T Stadium about the Rolling Stone report about how they objected to Macklemore coming to Arlington next month. They didn't comment, but as I've noted they're still hosting Kanye West in November: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
AT&T Stadium, which will host Ye this fall, objected to Macklemore
The Seattle rapper was dropped from Ed Sheeran's stadium tour bill.
www.chron.com
September 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I asked AT&T Stadium about the Rolling Stone report about how they objected to Macklemore coming to Arlington next month. They didn't comment, but as I've noted they're still hosting Kanye West in November: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Was trying to remember what this skeet reminded me of. This account doesn't misssssssssssss
youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes?...
youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes?...
September 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Was trying to remember what this skeet reminded me of. This account doesn't misssssssssssss
youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes?...
youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes?...
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Despite video evidence of him destroying a Flock camera an Ohio grand jury declined to indict Cody Morelock in a rare legal phenomenon known as Jury Nullification.
August 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Despite video evidence of him destroying a Flock camera an Ohio grand jury declined to indict Cody Morelock in a rare legal phenomenon known as Jury Nullification.
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If you're called for jury duty in a case involving someone who damaged/removed a Flock camera, here's what you need to know:
Jury nullification is your right to vote "not guilty" even if the law was technically broken.
Jury nullification is your right to vote "not guilty" even if the law was technically broken.
August 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
If you're called for jury duty in a case involving someone who damaged/removed a Flock camera, here's what you need to know:
Jury nullification is your right to vote "not guilty" even if the law was technically broken.
Jury nullification is your right to vote "not guilty" even if the law was technically broken.
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It's incredible how formative Handey was for my sense of humor.
September 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
It's incredible how formative Handey was for my sense of humor.
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Here is another teacher wishlist that could use some love. If you can't personally donate, a repost always helps!!
Hi everyone! 🍎 I’m a Kindergarten teacher prepping a fun space for my new little learners this year! ✨
If you’d like to help #ClearTheList, our Wishlist has room organization supplies, classroom materials and reading rotation items. Any support means the world! ❤️
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If you’d like to help #ClearTheList, our Wishlist has room organization supplies, classroom materials and reading rotation items. Any support means the world! ❤️
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
September 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Here is another teacher wishlist that could use some love. If you can't personally donate, a repost always helps!!
Greatest Offense There Is doesn't think they can pick up inches on 4th.
September 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Greatest Offense There Is doesn't think they can pick up inches on 4th.
Fox is really leaning into the "Cooper Manning is funny" thing. Did you know that Tyler Shough's last name is pronounced like "shuck" and that sounds like a DIRTY word???
September 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Fox is really leaning into the "Cooper Manning is funny" thing. Did you know that Tyler Shough's last name is pronounced like "shuck" and that sounds like a DIRTY word???
Y'all are happy when Ted Cruz is happy? Couldn't be me.
September 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Y'all are happy when Ted Cruz is happy? Couldn't be me.
I gotta listen to Brian Kelly on this Tech call???
Man Struggles with Seatbelt and Arm Injury
ALT: Man Struggles with Seatbelt and Arm Injury
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September 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I gotta listen to Brian Kelly on this Tech call???
reintalled adobe premiere and immediately started questioning that decision
September 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
reintalled adobe premiere and immediately started questioning that decision
Love to sleep in late and stay in bed until 1pm relaxing for the first time in like a year and then suddenly feel like a piece of shit for doing it
September 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Love to sleep in late and stay in bed until 1pm relaxing for the first time in like a year and then suddenly feel like a piece of shit for doing it
my HOA thinks they're funny
September 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
my HOA thinks they're funny
September 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
Talarico: "I oppose trans athletes playing in girls' sports if it endangers safety or fairness"
September 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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Figured I’d give this a shot
September 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Figured I’d give this a shot