Jasper60
jasper60.bsky.social
Jasper60
@jasper60.bsky.social
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Mainly a musician and writer, among other arty things I aspire to do.
As far as media goes, I'm a huge music nerd, as well as a casual but persistent video game enjoyer. I enjoy many many topics though!
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Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.
August 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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"Scientists" believe life began in underwater hydrothermal vents 4 billion years ago. I believe it began at the Denny's off the interstate in Toledo Ohio in 1956. I don't make fun of their theory and yet they constantly ridicule mine. And that's what's wrong with our so-called elites
August 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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people really need to understand that it's okay for things to end

media doesn't need to be perpetual, that's where we end up with 729471 mediocre simpsons seasons and marvel films
‘The Amazing Digital Circus’ creator Gooseworx says she’d “probably not” make a Season 2, even if given the chance:

“I’m tired.”
June 27, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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Keep your whimsy. Even if it makes you look "cringe". Just cause you're older doesn't mean you have to drop things you liked as a kid or still enjoy. We lose so much of ourselves cause of fear of judgment but you will realize that noone really gives a fuck in the long run. Allow yourself happiness.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
June 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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What if you wanted to be the very best at some point
June 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Daily bunny no.3344 knows clowning is serious business
June 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them (*)

(*) Some exclusions apply. Not valid in Mordor. Ring not volcano resistant, use with care near Orodruin crater.
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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WIFE: *cutting sandwich* do you want half of my sandwich

ME: sure

WIFE: which half

ME: no the sand half
April 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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I think about this a lot
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Get used to long grass. It retains soil moisture through dry periods, provides habitats for insects and seeds for birds to eat, and encourages biodiversity in plantlife. Lawns are so last century.
May 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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"average American has fewer than 3 friends" factoid actualy just statistical error. average American has 15 friends. Friendless Zuck, who lives in a mansion & has -8.2 billion friends, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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video games were never meant to be 100 GB

years of research yet no real-world use found for 4k textures

wanted good graphics anyway, as a joke? we had a tool for that: it was called imagining that the game looked like the manual art
April 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
April 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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If I were meeting a spy in a quaint English pub I'd whisper that "Oriel’s drinking skull is an ethically acquired tortoise skeleton." They'd reply with "My own college has many flaws but this is not one of them" and quietly hand me the microfilm, hidden in a packet of Player's Navy Cut.
my own college has many flaws but this is not one of them!

Oriel’s drinking skull is an ethically acquired tortoise skeleton
April 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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blue dog
April 22, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Gee, it sure is ROLLING around here!
My boy, this Katamari is what all true warriors strive for.
#art
April 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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happy 420 easter sunday❤️
April 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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sometimes i like to have the tri-monthly doodle folder lookaround just to see how far ive come and
April 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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right about now the mac and cheese wanter
check it out now the mac and cheese wanter
right about now the mac and cheese wanter
check it out now the mac and cheese wanter
right about now the mac and cheese wanter
check it out now the mac and cheese wanter
right about now the mac and cheese wanter
che
April 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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starting a conspiracy that the katy perry who came back from space isn’t the same one who went up.
April 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
April 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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dungeon crawler (but you make the dungeon)
April 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM