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Strike a pose. #Corrie Vogue
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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In last night's #corrie Lauren in a 22 shirt gave me a new addition to my Corrie Characters in Numbered Shirts Collection. Joanie also wore a numbered shirt, but it was a bit too difficult to read. Boo.
August 25, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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Hey all! This is my in-development game, Shards of a God!

It's a narrative driven game where an old god might cause the destruction of everything... but that god is YOU.

Sequel to the award nominated Quantum Witch.

Join us on discord! Forward to your press friends!

discord.gg/SYqHdMpYH
June 27, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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SMTV Live today in 1999, the day before Father's Day, takes correspondence from kids on the subject of things dads do. Enter Sophie from Durham with almost certainly not what was expected.
June 19, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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Where’s Andy Burnham going?
June 19, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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In tonight's #corrie, after Tuesday debacle where London was mentioned four times without pay-off, we get pay-off. And how! Take a bow, Ali King!
June 19, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families.

As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny.

Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway.

The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families
The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.
www.ms.now
June 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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The new InfoWars will livestream every Thursday at 8 p.m. this summer across any platform you watch video.

The first episode will include Emergency Broadcast! with Tim Heidecker, the Jim Haggerty Show, and a bunch of surprises and very special guests every week.

We've got grand designs.
June 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The other day, my kids were playing Rocket League

8yo said to 11yo

"I threw you over China, I threw you over France, and now I'm gonna throw you over there and poop my pants"

It's like living in an episode of @cheapshow.bsky.social in this house sometimes.
June 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Why does he want autistic kids to be working anyway? They’re kids.
RFK Jr: Kids with autism will never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date.
June 17, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I love Taryn Egerton speaking Welsh

Sure, he was born outwith Wales

But I'd much rather someone who sees himself as Welsh

Than some arse who thinks they are Welsh but struggles with the language
June 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Scott Bakula should star in *everything*. #QuantumLeap
June 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Random memory

The village I lived in as a kid was so insular, when the lollipop lady went on holiday, she sent me a postcard.

Was this a normal occurrence, or just my experience?
February 27, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Dammit

Bought the kids new bedding.

Washed it.

Went to iron it.

Didn't turn iron down far enough.

Burnt a hole in the elder one's duvet cover. It's right near the bottom, it can be hidden, but still...I have little money to get them stuff like this anyway, then I immediately ruin it.
March 20, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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I mean of course we're going to lose to Date Everything but.......

QUANTUM WITCH IS A GAYMING AWARDS NOMINEE!!!!!

Jeepers this is surreal 😁😁😁

@mrbiffo.bsky.social @commandersterling.bsky.social @jerdencooke.bsky.social @gaymingmag.bsky.social
March 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Morrissey, there. #TOTP
February 27, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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If you know me, you probably know Gary. He's going to be running in the London Marathon to raise money for Alzheimer's Society. Give if you can, chums.
www.justgiving.com/page/gary-ro...
Gary's London Marathon JustGiving for Alzheimer's Society
Help Gary Rodger raise money to support Alzheimer's Society
www.justgiving.com
February 26, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Random memory

The village I lived in as a kid was so insular, when the lollipop lady went on holiday, she sent me a postcard.

Was this a normal occurrence, or just my experience?
February 27, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I'm sorry, I'm willing to interact with many, at least with the first messages, but if you're asking me to help your entire dying family while your link has crypto in its name, then when I go on your account and apart from the last, all your messages are about crypto, I'm gonna block you
February 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Holy fuck, slapped in the face with...not nostalgia, but more

" *points* I REMEMBER THIS SHIT!"
Christmas Ident Calendar Day 21. Presents delivered themselves & BBC1's '1' in 1992. Christmas Day. Only Fools: 20.14m, Birds Of A Feather: 16.88m. Boxing Day. Noel's House Party was no.1 (15.93m), beating Darling Buds Of May (9.69m)! Wogan with More Auntie's Bloomers was no.1 on Sunday (18.45m).
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Albert the cat looking at me like “I thought you were supposed to be my best friend? Why’d you put me on a diet with out asking me?”
December 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
These things aren't bad. Could do with being a little stronger on the taste, but they smell *exactly* like garlic pizza bread.
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I am so scared that I'm not gonna get my job I've signed up for, cos the registration I have to sign up for

I was honest, I said I was dismissed from my last job
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I told important people I was dismissed from my last job, but I am now in limbo again
They need to look at what happened then come back to me
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM