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The quality content you can expect going forward
The quality content you can expect going forward
Mom took me the see the 80s version of Masters of the Universe (He-man).
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
October 5, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Mom took me the see the 80s version of Masters of the Universe (He-man).
Bruno Mars' songs about how he would do anything for some unnamed "girl" are really confusing until you realize the girl he's talking about is a blackjack table
October 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bruno Mars' songs about how he would do anything for some unnamed "girl" are really confusing until you realize the girl he's talking about is a blackjack table
This overlooks the fact that Bundy was a massive pussy who only ambushed women from behind with a weapon.
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
October 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
This overlooks the fact that Bundy was a massive pussy who only ambushed women from behind with a weapon.
The Pumpkins were the headliner at a festival I went to in highschool, and I have never been happier to leave a concert early. Same thing with Nickelback.
Thanks Edgefest.
Thanks Edgefest.
I’m gonna be honest, this smashing pumpkins show is longer than I want to be listening to smashing pumpkins
October 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The Pumpkins were the headliner at a festival I went to in highschool, and I have never been happier to leave a concert early. Same thing with Nickelback.
Thanks Edgefest.
Thanks Edgefest.
Listen, as a teenage boy in the late nineties, I'm far more familiar with obscure racism than I care to be but I've never come across this particular bit.
His brain is totally fried
His brain is totally fried
Trump: "The greatest ballroom ever built -- it's also a tremendous military complex with a drone port on top. Be careful. Don't fall over the edge. And only a Hispanic could survive that fall."
October 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Listen, as a teenage boy in the late nineties, I'm far more familiar with obscure racism than I care to be but I've never come across this particular bit.
His brain is totally fried
His brain is totally fried
The Cutting Edge is a movie that I refuse to believe anyone else has actually watched. I saw it on an airplane at 10 years old and never saw it referenced anywhere until this post.
September 30, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The Cutting Edge is a movie that I refuse to believe anyone else has actually watched. I saw it on an airplane at 10 years old and never saw it referenced anywhere until this post.
Me: Leonardo? Like the Ninja Turtle, nice.
Client: More like the artist
Me: ... I'm not familiar with his work...
Client: More like the artist
Me: ... I'm not familiar with his work...
September 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Me: Leonardo? Like the Ninja Turtle, nice.
Client: More like the artist
Me: ... I'm not familiar with his work...
Client: More like the artist
Me: ... I'm not familiar with his work...
Oh god, Korn Guys this week. There was definitely a time where I was one.
Also glad to see the image for the episode is The Monkey
Also glad to see the image for the episode is The Monkey
September 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Oh god, Korn Guys this week. There was definitely a time where I was one.
Also glad to see the image for the episode is The Monkey
Also glad to see the image for the episode is The Monkey
David Ellefson looks like an unfun alcoholic version of Weird Al Yankovic
September 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
David Ellefson looks like an unfun alcoholic version of Weird Al Yankovic
It's adorable that some Americans think things will be fine when Trump is gone. No, you've shown the rest of the world can't trust you. You're always one election away from upending everything.
We're all going to sit back and enjoy your decline
We're all going to sit back and enjoy your decline
Araghchi, Iranian foreign minister, explains why US is untrustworthy: "In 2025 they offered negotiations, we accepted, then in the middle of negotiations they attacked us. Eight months later, again they offered negotiations, again we accepted, & again they attacked us in the middle of negotiations"
September 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
It's adorable that some Americans think things will be fine when Trump is gone. No, you've shown the rest of the world can't trust you. You're always one election away from upending everything.
We're all going to sit back and enjoy your decline
We're all going to sit back and enjoy your decline
Ladies and gentlemen, Senator Brain Damage
Sen. John Fetterman says he's a "lifelong Republican" before Major Garrett has to correct him
September 27, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, Senator Brain Damage
By now that place reeks of that awful stale Axe body spray stink. Like a nauseating sweetness.
There’s a “pro-data center party” taking place in D.C. right now, with a generative AI photo booth, AI themed cocktails
September 27, 2026 at 4:00 AM
By now that place reeks of that awful stale Axe body spray stink. Like a nauseating sweetness.
No, fuck any weird mother fucker who buys these
“Everyone hates cameras in smart glasses. But if the camera is contained in a charm you wear around your neck, it shifts the agency. Suddenly, you’re not recording people. It’s just a cute little animated avatar looking out on the world.”
‘Charming and disarming’ … how Meta’s technology-packed Muse harnesses the power of cuteness
The tech giant has launched a cute ‘little guy’ that can answer emails, book travel or do your weekly food shop
www.theguardian.com
September 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
No, fuck any weird mother fucker who buys these
Somebody ask that cuck Joe Rogan why his daddy is talking like this
September 26, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Somebody ask that cuck Joe Rogan why his daddy is talking like this
I can't wait to see him crying in court
September 26, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I can't wait to see him crying in court
Jurassic Park
Name a film you watched at a drive-in.
September 26, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Jurassic Park
Bahahahahaha. Showed what a coward he is for nothing
Ed Sheeran‘s tour stops at Gillette Stadium have been canceled.
Ed Sheeran Gillette Stadium Concerts Canceled
Ed Sheeran‘s tour stops at Gillette Stadium have been canceled.
bit.ly
September 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Bahahahahaha. Showed what a coward he is for nothing
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We Sat Down With Future Supreme Court Justice Kid Rock
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We Sat Down With Future Supreme Court Justice Kid Rock
It’s almost a certainty that, given our current societal trajectory, musician turned presidential confidante Robert James “Kid Rock” Ritchie will become a... Read the full masterpiece
thehardtimes.net
September 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
We Sat Down With Future Supreme Court Justice Kid Rock
thehardtimes.net/blog/we-sat-...
thehardtimes.net/blog/we-sat-...
Low End Theory is a top 5 all time album.
... you.... you sonnofabitch, Spin...
How dare you.... How DARE YOU c
*throws out back, writhes on floor*
How dare you.... How DARE YOU c
*throws out back, writhes on floor*
September 25, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Low End Theory is a top 5 all time album.
Die Antwoord is coming America
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
Hi folks. If you saw this, you know the administration plans to only accept white South Africans next year. Tomorrow is Congress's formal say before the determination is signed. Please check this brief thread on why I'd like you to speak out for the Afghan people still in limbo...
September 23, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Die Antwoord is coming America
I'm fine with this because it really only hurts people I have outright contempt for
September 23, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I'm fine with this because it really only hurts people I have outright contempt for
Katy Perry killed a nun, look it up
September 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Katy Perry killed a nun, look it up
Stop, I can only get so hard
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
September 21, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Stop, I can only get so hard
Pussies
September 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Pussies
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Walking out of the park as a black SUV rolls by and I see Fred sitting in it. Used my deep deathcore growl voice to get his attention. As we walk up he asked my daughter how the show was. When she told them it was her first pit he asked if she was alright with genuine concern and gave us a fist bump
Alright, terrible opening acts out of the way. Now for Cypress Hill and Limp Bizkit
September 21, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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