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Fatty Matty
@jazzmattazz.bsky.social
Drinks, Food, Music etc. Same as it ever was.
No line saving at Slaps especially for 4 fucking people!! 😤😤😤
September 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Highly recommend Swope’s in Rich Hill, MO!!
September 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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PSA: turn off your alarm for tomorrow!
September 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Highly recommend all this!!
July 27, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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250 is the total attendance of the Great American State Fair
July 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"
June 20, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I had the pleasure of trimming and portioning out a beef tenderloin for my dad today. I miss cutting meat so much if anyone needs the service give me a shout!
June 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM
If there is a day old French turnover with cream cheese and chive…..buy it get a side of bacon split it open stuff that thang and be in heaven!!!
April 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Strong reminder: women have not been independent for as long as some folks would like you to believe. We’ve lost rights that we never should have lost.
March 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Five jobs I’ve had:

Bus boy
Butcher
Best Buy media dept
Plumber
Plumbing field superintendent
Five jobs I've had:
Florist
Sanctuary animal caretaker
Lunch lady
Grocery store manager
Preschool teacher
Five jobs I've had:
Sailor
Marine electrician
Location supervisor
Launch Manager
Quality engineer
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Here’s the new WetLeg album if anyone needs it! 😘
January 21, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Anybody else doing a Dry-Gin-Uary???
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Welp we just booked our 1st trip as a couple since our honeymoon 18yrs ago🫠
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Can anyone explain this??
December 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
License to Read
Make a Bond movie academic:

Live and Let Dissect
Make a Bond movie academic:

Publish Another Day
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This was was everything! MERRY Christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Let me know if anyone is in need we can donate as well!
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This really helped the coffee this Christmas Morning!
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Monday was the worst until arrived in the mail!
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Check out this video, "price is right losing horn" share.google/NnYr4TiuL4Ja...

GO CHIEFS!
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December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Clearly the way to GO tonight!
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My dads garage swag is cooler than yours!
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This year for Black Friday I started a joint high yield savings account! So much fun adulting!
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just catching up on some holiday reading! Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
🗑️>Chiefs
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM