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J.D. Boehninger
@jdboehninger.bsky.social
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Author of paranormal erotic political thrillers and other clichés

Fuck ICE.

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Hey Spotify users! Ever wanted to hear "J.D. Vance" read Forbidden Loveseat? That's a pretty specific want but, hey, I don't judge. And you're in luck!

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Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel
J.D. Boehninger · Audiobook
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October 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Big news for Rakuten Kobo users! You can now get Melania: Devourer of Men *and* Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel as an audiobook, read by one other than "JD Vance" !!!!

Here's Forbidden Loveseat!!!
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October 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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THIS THIS THIS
jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 14d
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
September 30, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Ugh even I wouldn't do this, and I wrote a book where his wife transforms into a couch so he'll have sex with her
factpostnews.bsky.social FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 23d
Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.
September 22, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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tbh as a guy who wrote a whole book about this, it doesn't bother me that Vance claims to enjoy it. It bothers me that he spends his days scrolling through memes about himself instead of actually learning something
JD Vance "the thing about how I was into couches" is his favorite meme about himself
August 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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A tweet from March 4 2020 arguing FOR masks, when the accepted wisdom was "masks are selfish"
August 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Oh they wish it was just that
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · Aug 12
Melania Trump Discovered To Be Russian Listening Device https://theonion.com/melania-trump-discovered-to-be-russian-listening-device/
Melania Trump Discovered To Be Russian Listening Device Kremlin Spies On President With Microphone Disguised As Tall Slavic Woman
August 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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Tough but mostly fair
August 2, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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Hard to imagine a more repulsive phrase than "from the world of The Big Bang Theory"
July 30, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Reposted by J.D. Boehninger
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So I grabbed a free copy of Melania: Devourer of Men by J.D. Boehninger initially just to be puckish not really intending to read it. But a question nagged at me is the book any good? So I read it and my answer is yes. The book is entertaining, absurd, humorous and it is still free. #booksky
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Reposted by J.D. Boehninger
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People have pointed out that you don’t have to read Melania: Devourer of Men, but friends, I’d argue that you GET to.
It delivers exactly what it promises, the author has a way of painting a scene, and it was truly funny.
It also acts as a bizarre time capsule into Trump I and, boy is that a trip.
richardkadrey.bsky.social Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · Jan 31
Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.
Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results. This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. We need people to: 1. "buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Good news: The folks at @spinelessmedia.bsky.social have FINALLY give me my own Bluesky account. Follow me here! I *might* have something to announce soon...
July 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM