James
@jde1990.cloud
As seen on TV. Former nemesis of Elton John and Azealia Banks. Do engineering bits & bobs. Love to travel. Welcome to my eclectic collection of things I've thought worthy of seeing, saying, sorting.
📍 Midlands, UK
📧 [email protected]
📍 Midlands, UK
📧 [email protected]
Suppose it’s time for dinner. Went to cuddle the cat and woke up 3 hours later.
October 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Suppose it’s time for dinner. Went to cuddle the cat and woke up 3 hours later.
Ugh I just want to decease from this cold/flu/infection
October 3, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Ugh I just want to decease from this cold/flu/infection
Anyone got a way of beating a chest infection or otherwise ending themselves with minimal effort? 😅
October 2, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Anyone got a way of beating a chest infection or otherwise ending themselves with minimal effort? 😅
Hoping for a quiet and calm birthday weekend. Rush to the vets yesterday after sick cat decided to go floppy and unresponsive, to find the vets may have over-prescribed him relaxants. So far so good today.just want my little boy back (and the £3k but that ain't happening).
October 2, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Hoping for a quiet and calm birthday weekend. Rush to the vets yesterday after sick cat decided to go floppy and unresponsive, to find the vets may have over-prescribed him relaxants. So far so good today.just want my little boy back (and the £3k but that ain't happening).
Was hoping for a quieter month. Derby this week, Reading next week, Cumbria the week after, Bristol the week after that…
October 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Was hoping for a quieter month. Derby this week, Reading next week, Cumbria the week after, Bristol the week after that…
Picked up what would seem to be a chest infection. Want to rip out my lungs.
October 1, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Picked up what would seem to be a chest infection. Want to rip out my lungs.
Finally getting Mr Mush back tonight… £3000 lighter…
September 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Finally getting Mr Mush back tonight… £3000 lighter…
Because it’s such a beautiful place with:
- a closed nuclear power station
- an electric cable link
- a port
- a derelict dockyard
- a closed nuclear power station
- an electric cable link
- a port
- a derelict dockyard
Hunterston Data Centre would have 'horrendous' impact in North Ayrshire, protesters warn
Hunterston Data Centre would have 'horrendous' impact in North Ayrshire, protesters warn
A planned data centre in North Ayrshire would have a "horrendous" impact on heritage and biodiversity, protesters have warned.
news.sky.com
September 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Because it’s such a beautiful place with:
- a closed nuclear power station
- an electric cable link
- a port
- a derelict dockyard
- a closed nuclear power station
- an electric cable link
- a port
- a derelict dockyard
Turns out neither cat can be trusted with fried chicken 😂
September 29, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Turns out neither cat can be trusted with fried chicken 😂
This was on Sky One last week
September 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This was on Sky One last week
Another day, another trip to the vets. This time the other cat has decided to be poorly.
September 28, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Another day, another trip to the vets. This time the other cat has decided to be poorly.
Glad to be home with the cats, though trying to work with a furry face licking my nose, no matter how adorable, is tricky. At least now they can come to Yorkshire too 😸
September 28, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Glad to be home with the cats, though trying to work with a furry face licking my nose, no matter how adorable, is tricky. At least now they can come to Yorkshire too 😸
Last night in the caravan before shooting home tomorrow morning for meetings. Joy of only being halfway to retirement!
September 27, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Last night in the caravan before shooting home tomorrow morning for meetings. Joy of only being halfway to retirement!
Finally some down sunshine after I already have wet feet
September 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Finally some down sunshine after I already have wet feet
Can’t tell if Classic FM are currently genuinely playing classical music or a gentle introduction to Darude’s Sandstorm 
September 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Can’t tell if Classic FM are currently genuinely playing classical music or a gentle introduction to Darude’s Sandstorm 
The calm before the storm (just rain but bleh)
September 27, 2026 at 1:13 PM
The calm before the storm (just rain but bleh)
Because he’s lost the fight for his hairline?
Why is Ed Sheeran fighting for his reputation?
Why is Ed Sheeran fighting for his reputation?
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news.sky.com
September 25, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Because he’s lost the fight for his hairline?
A grey drizzly Friday, with pretty much no work to do. At least I have some tunes on to see me through.
September 25, 2026 at 9:02 AM
A grey drizzly Friday, with pretty much no work to do. At least I have some tunes on to see me through.
~150 weather stations in Spain recorded temperatures over 35ºC yesterday, with a handful in the south and west nearly 40ºC. Overnight in the Canary Islands temperatures didn't go below 30ºC. It's nearly October.
September 25, 2026 at 8:23 AM
~150 weather stations in Spain recorded temperatures over 35ºC yesterday, with a handful in the south and west nearly 40ºC. Overnight in the Canary Islands temperatures didn't go below 30ºC. It's nearly October.
Just heard that a tattoo artist we indirectly know was working on a man’s penis, and he ‘enjoyed’ it so much (I guess either the vibrations or pricking) that he came all over her workspace
September 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Just heard that a tattoo artist we indirectly know was working on a man’s penis, and he ‘enjoyed’ it so much (I guess either the vibrations or pricking) that he came all over her workspace
7am alarm, not so great. Eating out for breakfast, slight payback.
September 24, 2026 at 9:16 AM
7am alarm, not so great. Eating out for breakfast, slight payback.
I love the viewer support message after each episode of The Wargame. Because we’ve all been affected by a war with Russia.
September 23, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I love the viewer support message after each episode of The Wargame. Because we’ve all been affected by a war with Russia.
I can't tell if Bake Off Mo is one of us or not...
September 23, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I can't tell if Bake Off Mo is one of us or not...
Posted this 2 days too early didn't I
In other news though, I got my hair cut at the weekend to distract from the rest of me being a mess
September 23, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Posted this 2 days too early didn't I