In 1886, Van Gogh painted Skull with a Burning Cigarette while studying in Antwerp. A student prank turned memento mori—mortality lit with a flicker of dark humor.

No I should not have to register to read a gift article. My mom does not make me create a password to eat my birthday cake

Chicken Noodle, 1968
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Is the "merit-based society" in the room with us now

inside of u is one homer
what is ur homer

All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.

I cross out words so you will see them more. - Jean-Michel Basquiat

It is a scientific fact that no song has ever slapped harder than the 1977 Sesame Street funk/jazz Caribbean-infused banger "Pinball Number Count" by Walt Kraemer, Ed Bogas and The Pointer Sisters

My retirement plan.

This meal just cost me $78 at the Newark airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.