Jonathan Sluss
@jdhokie.bsky.social
Dad, husband, Hokie, engineer, and mediocre runner
And neither of them the delicious way
October 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
And neither of them the delicious way
Trying to score a Dolly Parton 95?
September 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Trying to score a Dolly Parton 95?
Probably one of the first celebrities I was aware of as a kid, earned every bit of it and gave the world joy and love in return. Incredible human, irreplaceable.
August 26, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Probably one of the first celebrities I was aware of as a kid, earned every bit of it and gave the world joy and love in return. Incredible human, irreplaceable.
We really don’t need to go out here and expand on the work of Dickens. A Christmas Carol is perfect as is and the Muppets already made the perfect film adaptation.
July 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
We really don’t need to go out here and expand on the work of Dickens. A Christmas Carol is perfect as is and the Muppets already made the perfect film adaptation.
Cork (and nearby Cobh) are the only places I’ve been in Ireland, I had a lovely 2 days. I’m on board with Cork City immediately.
May 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Cork (and nearby Cobh) are the only places I’ve been in Ireland, I had a lovely 2 days. I’m on board with Cork City immediately.
Please be a Gerard Pique diss track with Sergio Ramos in the video’
May 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Please be a Gerard Pique diss track with Sergio Ramos in the video’
Should be chanted to the tune of Take 5
May 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Should be chanted to the tune of Take 5
This was a conversation my roommates and I had twenty years ago. Prevailing thought back then was Steve Bruce or Sam Allardyce.
April 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
This was a conversation my roommates and I had twenty years ago. Prevailing thought back then was Steve Bruce or Sam Allardyce.
Arsenal have to make the call against West Ham to win the league or screw Tottenham…it could be the most hilarious day in PL history
April 28, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Arsenal have to make the call against West Ham to win the league or screw Tottenham…it could be the most hilarious day in PL history
If that happens City also must have Rooney as their manager after any punishment for cooking the books.
April 20, 2026 at 11:32 AM
If that happens City also must have Rooney as their manager after any punishment for cooking the books.
Welcome to the club
April 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Welcome to the club
He literally got me to start watching the league again his first few years, now I haven’t kept up but I still watch highlights of him and think he’s playing a different game than everyone else on the court. I’m still mad at Seth Greenberg for not recruiting him to Virginia Tech. What a miss.
April 6, 2026 at 1:10 PM
He literally got me to start watching the league again his first few years, now I haven’t kept up but I still watch highlights of him and think he’s playing a different game than everyone else on the court. I’m still mad at Seth Greenberg for not recruiting him to Virginia Tech. What a miss.
After the big xii tournaments we take nothing for granted. But also I miss this visual in the men’s tournament and places like Boise and Albuquerque hosting first round matchups.
March 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
After the big xii tournaments we take nothing for granted. But also I miss this visual in the men’s tournament and places like Boise and Albuquerque hosting first round matchups.
I don’t even know which Derek but they better not take either of those kings from us
March 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I don’t even know which Derek but they better not take either of those kings from us
I remember rolling into Cabo during summer with my first internship paycheck freshly cashed feeling like a King ready to conquer the margarita menu
February 25, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I remember rolling into Cabo during summer with my first internship paycheck freshly cashed feeling like a King ready to conquer the margarita menu
Also the two stadiums are on opposite ends of the rock. Almost as far apart as two stadiums can be in Gibraltar
February 21, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Also the two stadiums are on opposite ends of the rock. Almost as far apart as two stadiums can be in Gibraltar
That sounds like something that would be awarded at the end of Mario Party costing me a win and making me chuck a barrel of Utz Cheese balls across my college apartment.
February 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
That sounds like something that would be awarded at the end of Mario Party costing me a win and making me chuck a barrel of Utz Cheese balls across my college apartment.
Also a sport where the only way to follow is a guy named Keith who the rest of the year will just post about phish
February 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Also a sport where the only way to follow is a guy named Keith who the rest of the year will just post about phish
The sickest of the sickos
February 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The sickest of the sickos
They took forever to add him to the ballot. But he’s there now
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
They took forever to add him to the ballot. But he’s there now
I’m sorry, you did what?
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I’m sorry, you did what?
How is myers not an option!?
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
How is myers not an option!?
My wife and I thought the same thing
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
My wife and I thought the same thing
One of the espn staff writers who I only was aware of because somebody reposted the same meme from him after you. Must be a big AFE guy
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
One of the espn staff writers who I only was aware of because somebody reposted the same meme from him after you. Must be a big AFE guy