Alright, let’s talk about Ben Hodges and this whole “Russia’s size is a vulnerability now” thing, because if you’ve been mainlining Kremlin cope like I have, you know this is the kind of take that makes vatniks spit out their kvass.

Flamingo missile just turned a russian chemical plant into a modern art installation, and I gotta say, the only thing more unstable than that building was the vatniks on Telegram trying to explain it. Welcome to another episode of “How It Started vs.

Loyalty in Ukraine is like a game of musical chairs, except the music is gunfire and the chairs are on fire. Enter Ruslan Kravchenko, the guy who speedran the job of Prosecutor General so fast you’d think he was allergic to the office.