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Jeffery R. Thomas
@jefferyrthomas.bsky.social
190 followers 170 following 130 posts
Humorist, quipster, meme-thief, and X-list celebrity. Follow just like yo mama
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September 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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We said Donald… DONALD
not Dolly
August 25, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Me... every damn day... this is me
June 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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I CAN'T be the only one who thinks that IF California is struck by drones it will wither be 'friendly fire' or 'allowed' to happen by this administration... and Fox News will blame Obama... this is the world we live in now
March 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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It’s time #NBCSports… it’s time
February 21, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Kid Rock makes music for deadbeat dads who only get to see their kids one weekend a month... but don't
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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You know what's definitely NOT in the Fulton County Elections offices???... The Epstein Files
#WagTheDog #ReLeaseTheFiles
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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I lost a karate competition in 1987 due to unfair judging practices and karate school bias. Therefore I’m taking over the Ivory Coast as compensation
January 19, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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ReelMemories from a 50-Something #GenX Guy
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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ReelTalk from a 50-Something GenX Guy about modern music
January 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Never in my life has someone yelled out "Pedo Protector!!!" and I first immediately thought they were talking about me and second responded in kind. Cuz I'm not a PDF File
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Are fireworks legal in Minnesota?
Asking for a friend
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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One 99¢ Ringtone to rule them all…
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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but her emails
January 8, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Can we all just agree that if there is a minimum age (35) to be eligible to run for president of the United States, then there should absolutely be a maximum (65)??? If you cannot complete your term before you turn 65... you don't get to run
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Come with me…
and you'll be…
In a world of pure imagination
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Reel Memories from a 50-Something GenX Guy!!!
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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This tracks
October 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I’ve done the math! The 90s WERE only 10 years ago
#GenX #GenerationX #GenXHumor #GenerationXHumor
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Look at me poking the bear
October 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Just gonna leave this right here
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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We need this... now more than ever
youtube.com/shorts/xojSB...
#GenX #GenerationX #Flintstones #Bayer #GenXStrong #GenXHumor
YouTube video by Jeffery R. Thomas
youtube.com
October 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Generals gathered in their masses...
..
to pledge allegiance to dumb asses...
September 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Today's dilemma:
How to make a Square Peg fit in to a Round Hole
September 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM