Jeff Cipriano
@jeffreycipriano.bsky.social
I will talk to you about literally anything. That’s meant to sound like a threat.
Did the Leo pointing meme
October 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Did the Leo pointing meme
My parents being cute on the subway
October 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
My parents being cute on the subway
The #TributeInLight from my balcony last night.
September 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The #TributeInLight from my balcony last night.
I have a lot of words about Zaslav but
September 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I have a lot of words about Zaslav but
This production is incredible and it’s SO funny that the song “Why We Build the Wall” was written years before MAGA was even a thing
August 27, 2026 at 12:51 AM
This production is incredible and it’s SO funny that the song “Why We Build the Wall” was written years before MAGA was even a thing
DOLLY PARTON AND THEN ALSO TIM CURRY?!
August 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM
DOLLY PARTON AND THEN ALSO TIM CURRY?!
Keke Palmer on Good Hang!!!
August 18, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Keke Palmer on Good Hang!!!
SIX MINUTE LONG MADONNA KYLIE COLLABORATION
August 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
SIX MINUTE LONG MADONNA KYLIE COLLABORATION
High quality family time
August 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
High quality family time
Take me back to partying in Positano
July 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Take me back to partying in Positano
It was very Blade Runner 2049 in the sky last night
July 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
It was very Blade Runner 2049 in the sky last night
New Kazuo Ishiguro coming out next year?! It’s a historical spy novel?!
June 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
New Kazuo Ishiguro coming out next year?! It’s a historical spy novel?!
The Dominican barbershop deciding to play Laura Brannigan when I walk in
April 27, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The Dominican barbershop deciding to play Laura Brannigan when I walk in
Worshipping at the altar of my god
March 31, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Worshipping at the altar of my god
Can’t wait to have morning balcony coffee again
March 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Can’t wait to have morning balcony coffee again
Rose (and I can’t stress this enough) Byrne #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Rose (and I can’t stress this enough) Byrne #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
I HAVE ARRIVED AS A MEMBER OF THE LITTERATI
February 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I HAVE ARRIVED AS A MEMBER OF THE LITTERATI
When Lady Violet Bridgerton showed SNATCHED AS FUCK in that corset and went “I am the tea you’re having,” I screamed at my TV like a straight guy watching his team score the winning touchdown at the Super Bowl
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
When Lady Violet Bridgerton showed SNATCHED AS FUCK in that corset and went “I am the tea you’re having,” I screamed at my TV like a straight guy watching his team score the winning touchdown at the Super Bowl
NEW JESSIE WARE ALBUM IN LESS THAN THREE MONTHS
January 29, 2026 at 7:39 PM
NEW JESSIE WARE ALBUM IN LESS THAN THREE MONTHS
Still cannot believe I was in the same room as #NataliePortman last night
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
January 23, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Still cannot believe I was in the same room as #NataliePortman last night
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!
Needed something that’s both very funny and pro-democracy so here we are #BornYesterday
January 21, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Needed something that’s both very funny and pro-democracy so here we are #BornYesterday