According to my research, Pete Crow-Armstrong is the first (presumably) MVP who told a bitch to suck his fucking dick in the same season.
September 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
According to my research, Pete Crow-Armstrong is the first (presumably) MVP who told a bitch to suck his fucking dick in the same season.
My vivid 9/11 memory: the local Top 40 station had been running the CBS News feed since that morning, and suddenly at 5 PM, a local part-timer came on and said, "we'd like to dedicate this to all of those we lost today"...
September 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
My vivid 9/11 memory: the local Top 40 station had been running the CBS News feed since that morning, and suddenly at 5 PM, a local part-timer came on and said, "we'd like to dedicate this to all of those we lost today"...
Man, I cannot wait to spray lettuce diarrhea over multiple Buc-ee's bathroom stalls.
This is interesting. A brand openly announcing it will only be available in Republican-led states.
Buc-ee’s CEO says ‘conservative’ states will get stores — and there are three requirements any location must meet - AOL
Texas-based Buc-ee’s now operates in at least a dozen states, which are primarily Republican-leaning or conservative
www.aol.com
August 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Man, I cannot wait to spray lettuce diarrhea over multiple Buc-ee's bathroom stalls.
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dolly parton died of big natural causes
August 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
dolly parton died of big natural causes
The best fielder in the outfield in baseball is
July 23, 2026 at 9:41 PM
The best fielder in the outfield in baseball is
When The Price Is Right is on but your mom flips over to General Hospital
July 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
When The Price Is Right is on but your mom flips over to General Hospital
Finally! The pee tape!
June 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Finally! The pee tape!
this guy's still around, he can do the america 250 state fair crap
May 29, 2026 at 1:48 AM
this guy's still around, he can do the america 250 state fair crap
DJ's urgently trying to shoehorn Planet Rock into their Coachella sets: DON'T.
April 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
DJ's urgently trying to shoehorn Planet Rock into their Coachella sets: DON'T.
I'd rather spend an hour listening to someone trying to vacuum up a quarter.
April 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I'd rather spend an hour listening to someone trying to vacuum up a quarter.
anybody throwing an armageddon party tonight
April 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
anybody throwing an armageddon party tonight
Or Senator Bill Hader, without the crippling anxiety.
It is time for Senator Blake Griffin (D-OK).
Another Senate seat opening!
March 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Or Senator Bill Hader, without the crippling anxiety.
THE PEOPLE WANT A QUAD LUGE.
High-Level, Actionable Insights From Watching Doubles Luge For The First Time | Defector
To the uninitiated, luge itself might seem a silly sport, given that the average person might guess it mostly consists of holding onto a sled real tight as it goes fast down the ice. Of course, this o...
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February 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
THE PEOPLE WANT A QUAD LUGE.
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
Didn't we already go through this 60 years ago with "Louie Louie"?
"We don't understand this, so it must be bad!"
"We don't understand this, so it must be bad!"
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
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February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Didn't we already go through this 60 years ago with "Louie Louie"?
"We don't understand this, so it must be bad!"
"We don't understand this, so it must be bad!"
This whole thread...
I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage.
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
This whole thread...
Not AT ALL making light of this, but one of the videos has somebody hockin' a big fat loog right before the gun shots and it's...I don't know what to say.
January 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Not AT ALL making light of this, but one of the videos has somebody hockin' a big fat loog right before the gun shots and it's...I don't know what to say.
I can't afford groceries.
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I can't afford groceries.
For the Cubs, only if they're white.
Are the Yankees going to sign anybody
Are the Mets
Are the Cubs
Are the Mets
Are the Cubs
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
For the Cubs, only if they're white.
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James Austin Johnson is an unfair amount of talented. A just society would redistribute him among the SNL cast according to their need
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
James Austin Johnson is an unfair amount of talented. A just society would redistribute him among the SNL cast according to their need