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Two things that will never get old:
* Charlie Kirk jokes
* Charlie Kirk
* Charlie Kirk jokes
* Charlie Kirk
April 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Two things that will never get old:
* Charlie Kirk jokes
* Charlie Kirk
* Charlie Kirk jokes
* Charlie Kirk
When was a war won only with air & sea power?
Never.
Never.
April 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
When was a war won only with air & sea power?
Never.
Never.
That's some not-so-hot TACO sauce.
April 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
That's some not-so-hot TACO sauce.
"Double Sided Ceasefire?"
Double Secret Probation.
Double Secret Probation.
April 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
"Double Sided Ceasefire?"
Double Secret Probation.
Double Secret Probation.
"A whole civilization will die tonight" SOUNDS like genocide.
April 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
"A whole civilization will die tonight" SOUNDS like genocide.
Trump needs to be told you can't obliterate something twice.
April 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Trump needs to be told you can't obliterate something twice.
"I like people who didn't get shot down."
-Trump on John McCain
-Trump on John McCain
April 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
"I like people who didn't get shot down."
-Trump on John McCain
-Trump on John McCain
Out of communication for an hour behind the moon. I remember that.
April 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Out of communication for an hour behind the moon. I remember that.
Brad: Just endured a horrific Easter service.
Me: Oh no! Did someone die?
Me: Oh no! Did someone die?
April 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Brad: Just endured a horrific Easter service.
Me: Oh no! Did someone die?
Me: Oh no! Did someone die?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPGw...
“You think you’ve flown before, but baby you ain’t left the ground.”
“You think you’ve flown before, but baby you ain’t left the ground.”
"The Best Is Yet To Come" Sinatra & Basie 1964
YouTube video by Rick Russell
www.youtube.com
April 4, 2026 at 10:33 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPGw...
“You think you’ve flown before, but baby you ain’t left the ground.”
“You think you’ve flown before, but baby you ain’t left the ground.”
Pretty good for a country with no air force or air defenses left.
American fighter jet downed over Iran, 1 crew member rescued, U.S. officials say
U.S. officials confirmed that an F-15E fighter jet went down over Iran.
www.cbsnews.com
April 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Pretty good for a country with no air force or air defenses left.
Friend01 [2008]: “So proud of my state.”
Me (in CA): “Wow, this must be the first time Montana has made national news since…Custer? Oh I’m sorry, I forgot the Unabomber.”
Friend01: “FU Truzzi!”
Me (in CA): “Wow, this must be the first time Montana has made national news since…Custer? Oh I’m sorry, I forgot the Unabomber.”
Friend01: “FU Truzzi!”
April 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Friend01 [2008]: “So proud of my state.”
Me (in CA): “Wow, this must be the first time Montana has made national news since…Custer? Oh I’m sorry, I forgot the Unabomber.”
Friend01: “FU Truzzi!”
Me (in CA): “Wow, this must be the first time Montana has made national news since…Custer? Oh I’m sorry, I forgot the Unabomber.”
Friend01: “FU Truzzi!”
I’m looking at my solo lyric ideas from 2 years ago, trying to be John Lennon helping McCartney edit his stuff. “This is all worthless crap Paul, trash it all!” “Yeah John, but can you help me make any of it better?” “Let me see….”
April 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I’m looking at my solo lyric ideas from 2 years ago, trying to be John Lennon helping McCartney edit his stuff. “This is all worthless crap Paul, trash it all!” “Yeah John, but can you help me make any of it better?” “Let me see….”
Fortunately I thrive on microplastics
April 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Fortunately I thrive on microplastics
I've only had two dreams of non-human aliens ever. I had a third last night. They showed up at the family K Ave house for Thanksgiving dinner. "Did you invite all these 'people'?" "I guess so, Grandma." "Do you speak their language?" "No I don't, Mom." Their English was OK - and they liked the food.
April 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I've only had two dreams of non-human aliens ever. I had a third last night. They showed up at the family K Ave house for Thanksgiving dinner. "Did you invite all these 'people'?" "I guess so, Grandma." "Do you speak their language?" "No I don't, Mom." Their English was OK - and they liked the food.
Trump & Putin go to dinner.
Putin: "I'll have the steak."
Waiter: "And the vegetable?"
Putin: "He'll also have the steak."
Putin: "I'll have the steak."
Waiter: "And the vegetable?"
Putin: "He'll also have the steak."
April 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Trump & Putin go to dinner.
Putin: "I'll have the steak."
Waiter: "And the vegetable?"
Putin: "He'll also have the steak."
Putin: "I'll have the steak."
Waiter: "And the vegetable?"
Putin: "He'll also have the steak."
“We believe that peace is at hand. We believe that an agreement is within sight." Henry A. Kissinger, Oct 26 1972
April 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
“We believe that peace is at hand. We believe that an agreement is within sight." Henry A. Kissinger, Oct 26 1972
"Radical left Democrats" - DRINK! 😀
April 1, 2026 at 12:50 PM
"Radical left Democrats" - DRINK! 😀
Who knew all those Epstein files were in Tehran?
April 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Who knew all those Epstein files were in Tehran?
Adult: “Who did this?”
Little kid: “Nobody”
Little kid: “Nobody”
March 29, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Adult: “Who did this?”
Little kid: “Nobody”
Little kid: “Nobody”
Jeff Truzzi here. Also known as Darrell Harvey.
Damn glad to meet you!
Damn glad to meet you!
November 26, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Jeff Truzzi here. Also known as Darrell Harvey.
Damn glad to meet you!
Damn glad to meet you!