Jefferson
@jeffunlocked.bsky.social
He/Him. Profile is a work in progress and will probably never change.
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This punt was so good I made my wife look up to watch the replay.
I still got it.
I still got it.
September 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
This punt was so good I made my wife look up to watch the replay.
I still got it.
I still got it.
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I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
August 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
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amazing article
August 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
amazing article
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Let's take a look at the history of Dungeons&Dragons Dice, a thread.
#Dungeons&Dragons
#Dice
#TSR
Part One
Continued below...
#Dungeons&Dragons
#Dice
#TSR
Part One
Continued below...
July 23, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Let's take a look at the history of Dungeons&Dragons Dice, a thread.
#Dungeons&Dragons
#Dice
#TSR
Part One
Continued below...
#Dungeons&Dragons
#Dice
#TSR
Part One
Continued below...
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How about this: Instead of hyping up the piece of shit TERF queen and her exceedingly mid books, we point kids in the direction of K.A. Applegate and her fantastic, terrifying Animorphs series?
August 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
How about this: Instead of hyping up the piece of shit TERF queen and her exceedingly mid books, we point kids in the direction of K.A. Applegate and her fantastic, terrifying Animorphs series?
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Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
July 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”
July 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”
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can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
June 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Honestly this should be the headline of every single sports section tomorrow
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
June 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Honestly this should be the headline of every single sports section tomorrow
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New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind
June 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind
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the main problem with video as a format is that it's too slow at dispensing information. I can read much faster than you can talk and there's no way you can address this without becoming incomprehensible to most of the audience.
June 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
the main problem with video as a format is that it's too slow at dispensing information. I can read much faster than you can talk and there's no way you can address this without becoming incomprehensible to most of the audience.
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There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
June 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.
Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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Ironically, Young Jr is the oldest Young in this photo.
June 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Ironically, Young Jr is the oldest Young in this photo.
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let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something:
Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars.
She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >
Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars.
She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >
Oscar winner and San Francisco resident Marcia Lucas — the former wife of George Lucas who edited the original “Star Wars,” “American Graffiti” and “Taxi Driver” — has died.
‘Star Wars’ editor Marcia Lucas, former wife of George Lucas, dies at 80
Oscar winner and San Francisco resident Marcia Lucas — the former wife of George Lucas who edited the original “Star Wars,” “American Graffiti” and “Taxi Driver” — has died.
bit.ly
May 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something:
Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars.
She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >
Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars.
She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >
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On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.
May 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.
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Scientists working here can identify individual whale sharks by their spot patterns. This is Reygandu, which means night!
Saw another whale shark today in the Maldives!
I think this is the best video I’ve ever taken of any wild animal!
🧪🌎🦑🐟🦈
I think this is the best video I’ve ever taken of any wild animal!
🧪🌎🦑🐟🦈
May 16, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Scientists working here can identify individual whale sharks by their spot patterns. This is Reygandu, which means night!
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Guys. Heads up. Let’s talk about Hantavirus. There have been SEVERAL bad takes and BLATANT misinformation circulating regarding this outbreak so I figured it was a good idea to make a thread about it. Stay calm. Stay vigilant. Know your facts. Here’s ALL you need to know. 🧪🧵⬇️
May 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Guys. Heads up. Let’s talk about Hantavirus. There have been SEVERAL bad takes and BLATANT misinformation circulating regarding this outbreak so I figured it was a good idea to make a thread about it. Stay calm. Stay vigilant. Know your facts. Here’s ALL you need to know. 🧪🧵⬇️
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I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?
April 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?
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We, as a society, need to commission @pattonoswalt.bsky.social to write a six-volume history of all the insane KFC promotions and ads of the last few decades.
April 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
We, as a society, need to commission @pattonoswalt.bsky.social to write a six-volume history of all the insane KFC promotions and ads of the last few decades.
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Stay frosty, my friends. For it is THE DAY OF LIES. Dipshitted shenanigans abound! Foolish chicanery everywhere! Japes by those people and companies who are very bad at japes! Hide in the dark! Trust no one till the sun has set upon this stupid day!
April 1, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Stay frosty, my friends. For it is THE DAY OF LIES. Dipshitted shenanigans abound! Foolish chicanery everywhere! Japes by those people and companies who are very bad at japes! Hide in the dark! Trust no one till the sun has set upon this stupid day!
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Hendersonville today.
Henderson county was Trump +14 in 2024.
Yeah, things are shifting fast.
(Credit: Richard Labunski)
Henderson county was Trump +14 in 2024.
Yeah, things are shifting fast.
(Credit: Richard Labunski)
March 28, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Hendersonville today.
Henderson county was Trump +14 in 2024.
Yeah, things are shifting fast.
(Credit: Richard Labunski)
Henderson county was Trump +14 in 2024.
Yeah, things are shifting fast.
(Credit: Richard Labunski)
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This is absolutely fantastic writing
“Unfortunately, in each of those cases, I did not have any open mana,” said Schumer, laying his elbow on the table to cover up his two untapped Islands, which had been gathering dust.
Counterspell Remains in Chuck Schumer's Hand Uncast for 10th Consecutive Turn | Commander's Herald
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is, according to an anonymous Senator with a pair of , currently holding a copy of in his hand, and yet is refusing to play it. “He’s had it in his hand for the p...
commandersherald.com
March 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is absolutely fantastic writing
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Thanks to Cam Rogers on Facebook for articulating exactly the issues around the new animated Firefly that's been announced.
March 19, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Thanks to Cam Rogers on Facebook for articulating exactly the issues around the new animated Firefly that's been announced.