i've never broken a bone as a conscious person with memories, and dude this sucks so much. this is so fucking bad. i made myself indispensable to my department by taking on so many roles and now everything's gonna be so much harder for everyone for the next couple months

the debate, then, isn't really about whether or not you like "pineapple on pizza." it's about whether or not you like hawaiian pizza specifically! i feel so much more strongly about the semantics here than i care about the debate itself LMAO

grillby forgotten man is awesome because you could be in 2018 and come up with that, and then you're in 2026 and Really Shouldn't Still Be Coming Up With That by this point. i'm like 99% in therapist gaster's camp but 1% is unshakably still at the bar drinking a bottle of ketchup

i guess the masses DO wanna talk about penis videos

this post is at the very top of my timeline so i'm excited to start scrolling

this may just be exclusive to the app, though. we'll have to see! i'm gonna hope what i just said is valid for the main game too

i love that miller is on bad terms with ira, but ira's only on neutral terms with miller. living her life unbothered