I couldn’t get back to sleep at 4:30 this morning, so I made the questionable decision to read this article. At 4:30, my brain substituted in the words I thought Jennifer would say. At 6:30 it had bounced around in my head and I realized what she ACTUALLY said. Such a pity she’s not voting. 🙄

I’m just a backwoods Barbie
Too much makeup
Too much hair
Don’t be fooled by thinking that
The goods are not all there
Don’t let these false eyelashes
Lead you to believe
That I’m as shallow as I look
‘Cause I run true and deep

I’m at an age where I’m pleased to have an app (or two) telling me, “Good job sleeping!”

The b in jenbwayne is for Bettina, dammit.

Hey white nationalists/supremacists,

Are there people in your circle who aren’t *quite* white enough for you? They’re useful now, but maybe later you won’t need them?

Well, I’ll let you in on a secret.

Somebody in your group is thinking the exact same thing about you.

Felt this earthquake in westernish Massachusetts near Quabbin Reservoir.

@merriam-webster.com How did you do this? 😳

(My handle means, “I am tired.”)

Sure sure

If you weren’t so interested in everybody else’s business, that trans person would never affect your life. They want to be left alone to live, to exist, in peace. You’re the one who needs to be a nosy flippin’ busybody and make it your business where they pee.

Hey white nationalists/supremacists,

Are there people in your circle who aren’t *quite* white enough for you? They’re useful now, but maybe later you won’t need them?

Well, I’ll let you in on a secret.

Somebody in your group is thinking the exact same thing about you.