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Documentary about trans people from San Francisco called “Trans Francisco”
July 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Hate smell of wet wipes but… must… clean… hole…
July 7, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I hate that I’ve been dicked enough to know that my ideal voice is actually something I’m perfectly capable of performing but it only comes out when someone is FUCKING INSIDE OF ME
July 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I could never kill myself bc I’d spend too much time revising and editing the suicide note and lose the strength to do it
July 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
People posting childhood photos of themselves versus now when they’re adults and they’re like hot or whatever isn’t even enough to impress me anymore they have to like transition or something
July 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
“To be tubular” as opposed “to to be honest”
June 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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a true knight fights for everyone ⚔️🏳️‍⚧️
(chivalry is gay!! happy pride!!)
June 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
One of the most American things on earth is two conflicting speed limit signs within 100 feet of each other
June 29, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I think if I was a kid during Covid my mom would’ve kept me above the pre-covid education expectations bc she’s just lit like that
June 25, 2026 at 5:16 PM
The people on this highway have unanimously decided to go 10 over the speed limit, and you know what? America is a democracy; the majority have decided. Who are the police to impede democracy?
June 24, 2026 at 7:37 PM
My cat loves me and that’s really all that matters
June 24, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I love it when a friend of mine says or does something that they know I find triggering and then flounders to let me know they didn’t mean to
June 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Sofía Vergara hmu I need advice
June 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I’m against the quantity of universes beyond sets in Magic the Gathering. HOWEVER, I’m not sure I could ever be upset about a Game of Thrones set…
June 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Somebody said “whatever you gotta do so you don’t kill yourself” and honestly that’s been the only thing keeping me goin
June 23, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Episode one of House of the Dragon season three has to be one of the best episodes in the whole show
June 23, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Owning a lot of books is great. Packing and moving with a lot of books is not great.
June 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Completely and totally unserious first born son

Painfully serious possibly autistic second born son

A more common dynamic than you might think
June 22, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Society that has lived without the moon for thousands of years when the moon suddenly reappears one night: “a giant bright balloon appeared in the sky last night”
June 21, 2026 at 4:45 AM
The World Cup? What about the menstrual cup? Sexism.
June 20, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Twitter community notes will be adding shit a week later like I give a fuck
June 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Jimmypoopins??
June 17, 2026 at 6:11 AM
You read an x reader about a character and you can’t look them in the eyes when you rewatch the show
June 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
And the nutrition facts on this thing will knock you on your ass!
June 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
“Have you seen this man?” Yeah dude, he’s all over all of these wanted posters…
June 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM