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I love bees, and I'm allergic to bullshit. 🫘🫘🫘 #leguminati 💙🐝🇺🇸🇺🇦
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So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?
April 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?
DOOOO ITTTTT!
Dear senators who think you can’t do anything,
Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.
~ All of Us
Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT.
~ All of Us
April 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
DOOOO ITTTTT!
I just saw someone refer to JD Vance as 'Beelzebubba'. Fucking genius!!
February 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I just saw someone refer to JD Vance as 'Beelzebubba'. Fucking genius!!
Can an entomologist tell me if this is legit? Thanks! 🧪
January 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Can an entomologist tell me if this is legit? Thanks! 🧪
Fucking bastards.
December 25, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Fucking bastards.
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Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.
December 8, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.
Too bad, not sad! 😃
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Far-right influencer Nick Fuentes accused of pepper spraying woman on his doorstep
Far-right internet personality Nick Fuentes is due in court later this month after a woman accused him of pepper-spraying her at his home after he posted “your body, my choice” on X.
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December 8, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Too bad, not sad! 😃
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People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way.
This is not a hot take.
It's just plain common sense.
This is not a hot take.
It's just plain common sense.
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way.
This is not a hot take.
It's just plain common sense.
This is not a hot take.
It's just plain common sense.
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Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄
December 4, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄
Facts.
December 5, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Facts.
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If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?
#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.
People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!
Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.
People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!
Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network
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December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?
#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.
People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!
Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.
People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!
Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
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I'm glad Pete Hegseth has pledged not to drink if he is confirmed as Defense Secretary. So, I guess he can still sexually harass women, mismanage funds, discriminate against women service members, push for a Christian Nationalist agenda, and be a virulent Islamaphobe?
Super duper.
Super duper.
December 5, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I'm glad Pete Hegseth has pledged not to drink if he is confirmed as Defense Secretary. So, I guess he can still sexually harass women, mismanage funds, discriminate against women service members, push for a Christian Nationalist agenda, and be a virulent Islamaphobe?
Super duper.
Super duper.
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If your mom has to step in to help you out, you probably aren’t up to the job. Just saying.
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 AM
If your mom has to step in to help you out, you probably aren’t up to the job. Just saying.
I see a lot of pundit hand-wringing over how Hunter's pardon, and you know what? You can fuck off with that bullshit.
December 3, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I see a lot of pundit hand-wringing over how Hunter's pardon, and you know what? You can fuck off with that bullshit.
My dog is yelling at me because I didn't share my pie, lol.
November 30, 2024 at 8:28 PM
My dog is yelling at me because I didn't share my pie, lol.
Goddam right!
On Thanksgiving, Vice President Kamala Harris was giving back to the community whilst the orange convicted felon was spreading his hate, lies and stupidity on social media. I’ll never regret voting for her.
November 30, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Goddam right!
This very good girl wants me to understand that she needs a snack, and I'm slacking in my duties. I am appropriately chastised.
November 30, 2024 at 4:39 PM
This very good girl wants me to understand that she needs a snack, and I'm slacking in my duties. I am appropriately chastised.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
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When it becomes apparent.
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When it becomes apparent.
November 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
When does a joke become a dad joke?
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When it becomes apparent.
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When it becomes apparent.
We should absolutely be working toward unity here; that's what it's going to take to defeat MAGA in 2026.
My favorite thing about bluesky is we can disagree about stuff like Garland, but no one is a huge asshole about it. Everyone is super-nice and people make genuine points and ask legit questions. Thanks for that!!
November 27, 2024 at 7:55 AM
We should absolutely be working toward unity here; that's what it's going to take to defeat MAGA in 2026.
All the wonderful peeps 😃💙
November 25, 2024 at 1:37 AM
All the wonderful peeps 😃💙
I'm just saying, it's a good fucking thing I wasn't in downtown Columbus when the nazis came through. I'd be posting from a hospital or a jail cell.
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I'm just saying, it's a good fucking thing I wasn't in downtown Columbus when the nazis came through. I'd be posting from a hospital or a jail cell.
Exactly how I felt.
For me, the thing that knocked the wind out of me with this election is that I dared to believe America would get it right THIS time, that America was ready for a Woman President.
It hurt having that blind faith in neighbors, friends, and strangers smacked out of me.
Dammit, America. 😞
It hurt having that blind faith in neighbors, friends, and strangers smacked out of me.
Dammit, America. 😞
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Exactly how I felt.