Jen (she/her)
@jentheenurse.bsky.social
Old battle-axe RN, liberal, atheist, happily married, adoptive parent who likes movies, wildlife, Arsenal and D&D.
Please no DMs.
Please no DMs.
Ok. I’m having fun watching an Arsenal match for the first time in a while! ⚽️⚽️⚽️
May 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Ok. I’m having fun watching an Arsenal match for the first time in a while! ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Wait. Did Bayer aspirin design their pill after a football club logo?
March 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Wait. Did Bayer aspirin design their pill after a football club logo?
Rice or Saka would have made that kick, Spurs.
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Rice or Saka would have made that kick, Spurs.
Nice shot, Everton!
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Nice shot, Everton!
Way to go West Ham!
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Way to go West Ham!
The Sunderland/Palace match is exciting.
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The Sunderland/Palace match is exciting.
Pretty wild how fast the “Don’t Tread on Me” crowd went to “Comply with the government or die”.
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Pretty wild how fast the “Don’t Tread on Me” crowd went to “Comply with the government or die”.
Hahahaha! Thank you, Enzo!
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Hahahaha! Thank you, Enzo!
C’mon Chelsea. Do something. This is messing with my otherwise fulfilling hate watch morning!
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
C’mon Chelsea. Do something. This is messing with my otherwise fulfilling hate watch morning!
Well done, Fulham! (Hahahahaha!)
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Well done, Fulham! (Hahahahaha!)
Spurs being spursy.
January 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Spurs being spursy.
Jesus!!! Love him!!!
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Jesus!!! Love him!!!
That should be a card!
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
That should be a card!
That’s why Raya makes the big bucks!
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
That’s why Raya makes the big bucks!
Owen Goal? Love it!
December 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Owen Goal? Love it!
No card? That looked a bit yellowish to me.
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No card? That looked a bit yellowish to me.
Nice goal, Captain!
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Nice goal, Captain!
That was nerve-wracking!
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
That was nerve-wracking!
Fucking frost giant!
December 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Fucking frost giant!
Well that sucked.
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Well that sucked.