bambi-eyed bitch. 🛼
@jessicabales.bsky.social
worst bowler you’ve ever met. bravo obsessed. lactose intolerant but always eating cheese. can’t throw a frisbee. my husband is way nicer than me.
hulu kinda sucks ass
June 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
hulu kinda sucks ass
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Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English — to prove that Italians would just love any American song.
It was a hit.
It was a hit.
June 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English — to prove that Italians would just love any American song.
It was a hit.
It was a hit.
good morning and happy thursday to everyone except jalen brunson. ☀️
May 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
good morning and happy thursday to everyone except jalen brunson. ☀️
idk how to tell my dad i had a miscarriage early april. i am bawling and healing for my own regularly scheduled healing/feeling session. i wish my family were closer. will be interesting - he will wish i told
him sooner and i will remind him of his distance. he’s a good dad, thankfully. FUCKKKK! lol
him sooner and i will remind him of his distance. he’s a good dad, thankfully. FUCKKKK! lol
May 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
idk how to tell my dad i had a miscarriage early april. i am bawling and healing for my own regularly scheduled healing/feeling session. i wish my family were closer. will be interesting - he will wish i told
him sooner and i will remind him of his distance. he’s a good dad, thankfully. FUCKKKK! lol
him sooner and i will remind him of his distance. he’s a good dad, thankfully. FUCKKKK! lol
@deathcabforcutie.bsky.social hi ben & co. kinda love yall. a little shy about my username ive been using since i was 13 on socials (i’m 33). it’s quiet here, but glad you’re a part of it. welcome! 🤍
May 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
@deathcabforcutie.bsky.social hi ben & co. kinda love yall. a little shy about my username ive been using since i was 13 on socials (i’m 33). it’s quiet here, but glad you’re a part of it. welcome! 🤍
moving sucks but new homes are dope
May 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
moving sucks but new homes are dope
mucinex makes me feel like static electricity
May 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
mucinex makes me feel like static electricity
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Wayfair cuck chair prices about to skyrocket
April 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Wayfair cuck chair prices about to skyrocket
house hunting is stressful
March 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
house hunting is stressful
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i’m about to have a really good weekend!
March 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i’m about to have a really good weekend!
normalize accountability
March 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
normalize accountability
touchtunes got a new app icon and i am shook. she got botox! she sold out!
March 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
touchtunes got a new app icon and i am shook. she got botox! she sold out!
white lotus core got me
March 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
white lotus core got me
DST for insomniacs is just a cruel joke
March 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
DST for insomniacs is just a cruel joke
why does DST always give me jump
scare? like i own multiple calendars or things with digital calendars integrated into them yet im always lost.
scare? like i own multiple calendars or things with digital calendars integrated into them yet im always lost.
March 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
why does DST always give me jump
scare? like i own multiple calendars or things with digital calendars integrated into them yet im always lost.
scare? like i own multiple calendars or things with digital calendars integrated into them yet im always lost.
government needs to stay up out my pocketbook. just did my taxes and i need a gofundme.
March 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
government needs to stay up out my pocketbook. just did my taxes and i need a gofundme.
i love watching people who are full of
shit tell extravagant stories. i’m being 100% serious.
shit tell extravagant stories. i’m being 100% serious.
March 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i love watching people who are full of
shit tell extravagant stories. i’m being 100% serious.
shit tell extravagant stories. i’m being 100% serious.
went to the dentist like a REAL adult today 🏆
February 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
went to the dentist like a REAL adult today 🏆
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chaos ain’t just a theory, baby
February 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
chaos ain’t just a theory, baby
call me garfield bc i fuckin hate mondays
February 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
call me garfield bc i fuckin hate mondays
love is blind is a snore so far
February 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
love is blind is a snore so far
mob wife mode activated
February 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
mob wife mode activated