jessie.
@jessmadethis.website
Present day dada artist w/ a thing for short legged dogs. WordPress developer, web designer, UX nerd, lover of books, general weirdo. in KC.
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jessie.
@jessmadethis.website
· Jun 28
“I used to be somebody!!!!” I scream at the children gathered at the ice cream truck outside my house
Fitted sheets are the worst invention in the history of humanity
September 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Fitted sheets are the worst invention in the history of humanity
the zombie apocalypse is already here & brought to you by iPhone + Android
August 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
the zombie apocalypse is already here & brought to you by iPhone + Android
wanna come over and have a seance
August 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
wanna come over and have a seance
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[having a panic attack] a spreadsheet will help
July 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
[having a panic attack] a spreadsheet will help
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A group of people who refuse to get help is called a family
July 28, 2026 at 5:47 PM
A group of people who refuse to get help is called a family
please excuse my haunted ghoulish existence
July 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
please excuse my haunted ghoulish existence
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Looking for fun weekend plans?
Craft a cloak of moss gathered from the tombs of forgotten forest gods.
Wear a crown of goblin bones to discourage faerie mischief.
Travel on twisting paths, disappear into the green, and become part of the great unknown.
Craft a cloak of moss gathered from the tombs of forgotten forest gods.
Wear a crown of goblin bones to discourage faerie mischief.
Travel on twisting paths, disappear into the green, and become part of the great unknown.
July 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Looking for fun weekend plans?
Craft a cloak of moss gathered from the tombs of forgotten forest gods.
Wear a crown of goblin bones to discourage faerie mischief.
Travel on twisting paths, disappear into the green, and become part of the great unknown.
Craft a cloak of moss gathered from the tombs of forgotten forest gods.
Wear a crown of goblin bones to discourage faerie mischief.
Travel on twisting paths, disappear into the green, and become part of the great unknown.
maybe the Native American myth is right; cameras really do steal your soul & that’s why we’re all such shitty people now
July 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM
maybe the Native American myth is right; cameras really do steal your soul & that’s why we’re all such shitty people now
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Successfully upgrading anything Microsoft should get you a pay raise
July 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Successfully upgrading anything Microsoft should get you a pay raise
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got a lot going on lately but not so much that I can't bedazzle my pill bottles
July 26, 2026 at 12:21 AM
got a lot going on lately but not so much that I can't bedazzle my pill bottles
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Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
July 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
My dog describes me as the human that moves from room to room staring at different screens who occasionally feeds her.
July 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
My dog describes me as the human that moves from room to room staring at different screens who occasionally feeds her.
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Wishing you the mediocre
July 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Wishing you the mediocre
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I scream, you scream, we’re all screaming my god make it stop
July 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I scream, you scream, we’re all screaming my god make it stop
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i think perhaps i am not suitable for other humans
July 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
i think perhaps i am not suitable for other humans
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Ok I've had enough apocalypse I'm ready to move onto post-apocalyptic times
July 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Ok I've had enough apocalypse I'm ready to move onto post-apocalyptic times
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old enough to appreciate having the ability to listen to virtually any song from a multitude of devices without having to move.
September 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
old enough to appreciate having the ability to listen to virtually any song from a multitude of devices without having to move.
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the jungle isn’t as welcoming as i was led to believe
June 28, 2026 at 8:26 PM
the jungle isn’t as welcoming as i was led to believe
“I used to be somebody!!!!” I scream at the children gathered at the ice cream truck outside my house
June 28, 2026 at 12:27 AM
“I used to be somebody!!!!” I scream at the children gathered at the ice cream truck outside my house
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well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions
June 26, 2026 at 2:40 PM
well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions
You’d make a great ex husband someday
June 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
You’d make a great ex husband someday
my weirdness is a feature, not a bug
June 21, 2026 at 9:51 PM
my weirdness is a feature, not a bug
Authenticity is the new black
June 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Authenticity is the new black
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You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast
June 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast