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She/her - I like films and coffee - film school burnout - aspiring screenwriter - current office administrator
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it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.
September 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.
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I drew a comic strip.
September 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I drew a comic strip.
I just said the phrase to my fiancé: “the butter bean seems to be the bean of the moment” completely unironically, can someone please shoot me, I am truly in my 30s.
September 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I just said the phrase to my fiancé: “the butter bean seems to be the bean of the moment” completely unironically, can someone please shoot me, I am truly in my 30s.
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this is so funny because the guardian asked the same question about trans people but has consistently come down on the other answer
Can chatbots feel – or even dream? Meet the man leading the fight for AI rights
Can chatbots feel – or even dream? Meet the man leading the fight for AI rights
Cattle rancher and tech CEO Michael Samadi is convinced these artificial minds are far from just tools. Has he glimpsed digital consciousness – or simply been seduced by an algorithm?
www.theguardian.com
September 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
this is so funny because the guardian asked the same question about trans people but has consistently come down on the other answer
I really wish the Fray Bentos Lord of the Rings dvd commentary that I invented for a bit actually existed. It’s just Sean Bean in a recording studio and as soon as Boromir isn’t on screen anymore, he’s just housing Fray Bentos tinned pies back to back for 8 hours, with a 5 minute reprieve in RotK.
September 12, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I really wish the Fray Bentos Lord of the Rings dvd commentary that I invented for a bit actually existed. It’s just Sean Bean in a recording studio and as soon as Boromir isn’t on screen anymore, he’s just housing Fray Bentos tinned pies back to back for 8 hours, with a 5 minute reprieve in RotK.
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Lady Gaga and Baby Googoo
Lady Gaga and her fiance Michael have welcomed their first child, Page Six reports.
September 12, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Lady Gaga and Baby Googoo
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i think all family vloggers should be sent to the gulag and it should be illegal to monetize social media content with children in it
September 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
i think all family vloggers should be sent to the gulag and it should be illegal to monetize social media content with children in it
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when you've been offline for five minutes and your dopamine hits Empty
September 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
when you've been offline for five minutes and your dopamine hits Empty
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Me and my fiancé talking about our upcoming wedding/honeymoon where we are also taking a fancy sleeper train 🤣 I’m just here for the trains
September 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Me and my fiancé talking about our upcoming wedding/honeymoon where we are also taking a fancy sleeper train 🤣 I’m just here for the trains
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this is what going places feels like you're autistic and have social anxiety. absolute nightmare lmao
September 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
this is what going places feels like you're autistic and have social anxiety. absolute nightmare lmao
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guy who is REALLY worried about the evolutionary pressures impressed on humans by burgers getting too tall for the average jaw
September 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
guy who is REALLY worried about the evolutionary pressures impressed on humans by burgers getting too tall for the average jaw
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how do i get this out of my head
エアロピクルス｜Aeropickles
YouTube video by コメアニメ
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September 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
how do i get this out of my head
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Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
September 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
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In The Shape of Water, when Sally Hawkins is jerking off in the bathroom over the fishman, it's no longer a bathroom. It's her Creature From The Black LaGooncave
May 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
In The Shape of Water, when Sally Hawkins is jerking off in the bathroom over the fishman, it's no longer a bathroom. It's her Creature From The Black LaGooncave
Note to self, short horror film idea;
Main character can’t get a good nights sleep to save their life so they turn to a soundscape app for the soothing white noise playlists, but is then plagued by ominous footsteps in the recordings that start to step out of the recordings and into their real life
Main character can’t get a good nights sleep to save their life so they turn to a soundscape app for the soothing white noise playlists, but is then plagued by ominous footsteps in the recordings that start to step out of the recordings and into their real life
There’s too many sleep soundscapes with ominous footsteps coming towards you. And now I can’t sleep, the man’s coming to get me in the sleep soundscape
September 5, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Note to self, short horror film idea;
Main character can’t get a good nights sleep to save their life so they turn to a soundscape app for the soothing white noise playlists, but is then plagued by ominous footsteps in the recordings that start to step out of the recordings and into their real life
Main character can’t get a good nights sleep to save their life so they turn to a soundscape app for the soothing white noise playlists, but is then plagued by ominous footsteps in the recordings that start to step out of the recordings and into their real life
There’s too many sleep soundscapes with ominous footsteps coming towards you. And now I can’t sleep, the man’s coming to get me in the sleep soundscape
September 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
There’s too many sleep soundscapes with ominous footsteps coming towards you. And now I can’t sleep, the man’s coming to get me in the sleep soundscape
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Rewatching the Return of the King and god, this scene still gets me so emotional
April 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Rewatching the Return of the King and god, this scene still gets me so emotional
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HOLD UP
THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS???
BUT THAT MEANS...
I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF
𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)
THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS???
BUT THAT MEANS...
I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF
𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)
September 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
HOLD UP
THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS???
BUT THAT MEANS...
I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF
𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)
THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS???
BUT THAT MEANS...
I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF
𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄
PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)
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If nothing else, I think Obsession serves as antidote to the idea that "if this blows up there's going to be plenty to go around." The reality is people in indie film suddenly forget your number as soon as real money is around.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
‘Obsession’ Producer Files Lawsuit Claiming She Was Cut Out of Profits Despite “Rescuing” Cut
Producers James Harris and Mark Lane are accused by fellow producer Leonora Ann Darby of making compensation promises that they did not keep when the Curry Barker feature became a massive hit.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
If nothing else, I think Obsession serves as antidote to the idea that "if this blows up there's going to be plenty to go around." The reality is people in indie film suddenly forget your number as soon as real money is around.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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