I don’t need likes I hate getting likes.
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I don’t need likes I hate getting likes.
If I was in charge of making coins I would explore other shapes like oblong, trapezoid, etc.
January 19, 2026 at 9:21 AM
If I was in charge of making coins I would explore other shapes like oblong, trapezoid, etc.
They’re called tyres because you’d get tired getting around without them
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 AM
They’re called tyres because you’d get tired getting around without them
What type of milk do yall fw?
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
What type of milk do yall fw?
I think I’d be good at coming up with marketable Soundcloud rappers.
“Poppa Xan” - 70 years old. Japanese American. Deep voice. Beard dyed lean-purple. Face tat of a shot gun instead of an eyebrow.
Music video: Gucci santa suit, sack full of xans, hoes twerking on lap.
“Poppa Xan” - 70 years old. Japanese American. Deep voice. Beard dyed lean-purple. Face tat of a shot gun instead of an eyebrow.
Music video: Gucci santa suit, sack full of xans, hoes twerking on lap.
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I think I’d be good at coming up with marketable Soundcloud rappers.
“Poppa Xan” - 70 years old. Japanese American. Deep voice. Beard dyed lean-purple. Face tat of a shot gun instead of an eyebrow.
Music video: Gucci santa suit, sack full of xans, hoes twerking on lap.
“Poppa Xan” - 70 years old. Japanese American. Deep voice. Beard dyed lean-purple. Face tat of a shot gun instead of an eyebrow.
Music video: Gucci santa suit, sack full of xans, hoes twerking on lap.
(coquettishly) Is it ok if I post over here? 🙈
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 AM
(coquettishly) Is it ok if I post over here? 🙈
Going to hand shake class. Today we’re learning the “dad’s friend’s handshake”. It can easily crush a child’s hand bones into dust.
January 17, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Going to hand shake class. Today we’re learning the “dad’s friend’s handshake”. It can easily crush a child’s hand bones into dust.
Listen man, you have to break a few eggs to make broken egg soup
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Listen man, you have to break a few eggs to make broken egg soup
Using light mode on here which makes it feel like twitter heaven
November 15, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Using light mode on here which makes it feel like twitter heaven
I’ve got friends it’s just they go to a different website
November 15, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I’ve got friends it’s just they go to a different website
Is this app good yet?
September 29, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Is this app good yet?
They should make steroids that make your brain huge
July 3, 2023 at 8:16 PM
They should make steroids that make your brain huge
Eulogist: John is survived by his wife and 2 daughters —
Heckler: Yeah and like 8 billion other people 🙄
Crowd: 😆🤭😳😮😔😭🥹😠🤣
Heckler: Yeah and like 8 billion other people 🙄
Crowd: 😆🤭😳😮😔😭🥹😠🤣
July 3, 2023 at 11:35 AM
Eulogist: John is survived by his wife and 2 daughters —
Heckler: Yeah and like 8 billion other people 🙄
Crowd: 😆🤭😳😮😔😭🥹😠🤣
Heckler: Yeah and like 8 billion other people 🙄
Crowd: 😆🤭😳😮😔😭🥹😠🤣
I’d pay $5 for a like on here
July 3, 2023 at 10:20 AM
I’d pay $5 for a like on here
Wish I was throwing a frisbee around right now. Instead I’m depressed.
July 3, 2023 at 7:28 AM
Wish I was throwing a frisbee around right now. Instead I’m depressed.
If I got 9 likes on here it’d be too much stimulation for me. I’d probably catch fire.
July 3, 2023 at 5:03 AM
If I got 9 likes on here it’d be too much stimulation for me. I’d probably catch fire.
Reposted by Zach
Slicked up the floor with canola oil to practice my dance moves but I hit my head on the fridge pretty bad
July 2, 2023 at 8:18 AM
Slicked up the floor with canola oil to practice my dance moves but I hit my head on the fridge pretty bad
Looking forward to eating breakfast tomorrow
July 2, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Looking forward to eating breakfast tomorrow
At the end of every party there should be a prize for the person who did the best at conversation
July 2, 2023 at 8:08 AM
At the end of every party there should be a prize for the person who did the best at conversation
Just made a really good cup of tea
July 2, 2023 at 8:02 AM
Just made a really good cup of tea
Counting my money while I’m sitting at the table even though there’s time enough to count it when the dealing’s done 😂😂
July 2, 2023 at 5:53 AM
Counting my money while I’m sitting at the table even though there’s time enough to count it when the dealing’s done 😂😂
Can anyone good at accounting help me with this damn budget of mine?
Food……..$9
Haircut…..$2
Candles?!…. $1 billion 😂
Please help my family is dying 💀
Food……..$9
Haircut…..$2
Candles?!…. $1 billion 😂
Please help my family is dying 💀
July 2, 2023 at 5:44 AM
Can anyone good at accounting help me with this damn budget of mine?
Food……..$9
Haircut…..$2
Candles?!…. $1 billion 😂
Please help my family is dying 💀
Food……..$9
Haircut…..$2
Candles?!…. $1 billion 😂
Please help my family is dying 💀
Reposted by Zach
Does anyone else low key miss twitter
July 1, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Does anyone else low key miss twitter