Jezebels Gag Reflex
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FUCK I gotta stop drunk texting that man
June 13, 2026 at 5:04 AM
FUCK I gotta stop drunk texting that man
Forrest Gumps momma fucked the SHIT out that principal and it’s crazy she had to do that but god damn that lady put that work in
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Forrest Gumps momma fucked the SHIT out that principal and it’s crazy she had to do that but god damn that lady put that work in
Customer service culture is going too far. Wym “I hope you and your loved ones are doing well” ”we’re counting our blessings and that means customers like you!” you’re an Amazon customer service rep this doesn’t require that kind of emotional labor and that’s okay just send a replacement please 😭
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Customer service culture is going too far. Wym “I hope you and your loved ones are doing well” ”we’re counting our blessings and that means customers like you!” you’re an Amazon customer service rep this doesn’t require that kind of emotional labor and that’s okay just send a replacement please 😭
Take that microphone from him what the hell
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Take that microphone from him what the hell
Lock the doors actually
Until they play Back That Azz up 😭
October 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Lock the doors actually
Snoop been here this whole time??
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Snoop been here this whole time??
Oh nah they in that audience tryna be cute MOVE YALL I GOT IT DAMN
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh nah they in that audience tryna be cute MOVE YALL I GOT IT DAMN
I just like to publicly announce every chance I get: I’ll fuck the shit out of juvenile he just gotta consent.
No disrespect to his wife or anything but if he don’t respect her I am available ijs
No disrespect to his wife or anything but if he don’t respect her I am available ijs
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I just like to publicly announce every chance I get: I’ll fuck the shit out of juvenile he just gotta consent.
No disrespect to his wife or anything but if he don’t respect her I am available ijs
No disrespect to his wife or anything but if he don’t respect her I am available ijs
It’s come to my attention that spirit Halloween is selling fake MOJO BAGS for sinners costumes?? You know what go ahead and play if yall want to I ain’t met a hoodoo bitch who play like that yet have the Halloween you deserve
September 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It’s come to my attention that spirit Halloween is selling fake MOJO BAGS for sinners costumes?? You know what go ahead and play if yall want to I ain’t met a hoodoo bitch who play like that yet have the Halloween you deserve
I’m sorry, yall are telling me Yuji Deshawn Itadori likes a tall woman with a nice big ass like, JENNIFER LAWRENCE????
September 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m sorry, yall are telling me Yuji Deshawn Itadori likes a tall woman with a nice big ass like, JENNIFER LAWRENCE????
Jaraiya and Tsunade would’ve been the leafs hottest couple and yall were robbed of that so the MC’s could be deadbeat dads who don’t even like their wives
September 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jaraiya and Tsunade would’ve been the leafs hottest couple and yall were robbed of that so the MC’s could be deadbeat dads who don’t even like their wives
Tylenol lawsuit finna go crazy I just know it 🤭
September 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tylenol lawsuit finna go crazy I just know it 🤭
I just spent a few minutes watching a live stream of a “Charlie Kirk memorial” and not once did anyone say anything nice about that man? Like a lot of “division, leftists, liberals, Jesus” buzzwords or whatever but like… not a single “he will be missed” I stg they don’t even like that mf for real 🤭
September 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I just spent a few minutes watching a live stream of a “Charlie Kirk memorial” and not once did anyone say anything nice about that man? Like a lot of “division, leftists, liberals, Jesus” buzzwords or whatever but like… not a single “he will be missed” I stg they don’t even like that mf for real 🤭
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I hope Charlie Kirk recovers quickly then, like James Brady, uses his megaphone to help advocate for common sense limits on firearms.
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I hope Charlie Kirk recovers quickly then, like James Brady, uses his megaphone to help advocate for common sense limits on firearms.
Charlie Kirk doesn’t deserve to die.
Charlie Kirk deserves to wake up in a week with crushing medical debt and then have to live knowing he advocated for shitty policy that made healthcare unaffordable and put guns on school campuses. He doesn’t deserve to be a maga martyr.
Charlie Kirk deserves to wake up in a week with crushing medical debt and then have to live knowing he advocated for shitty policy that made healthcare unaffordable and put guns on school campuses. He doesn’t deserve to be a maga martyr.
September 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Charlie Kirk doesn’t deserve to die.
Charlie Kirk deserves to wake up in a week with crushing medical debt and then have to live knowing he advocated for shitty policy that made healthcare unaffordable and put guns on school campuses. He doesn’t deserve to be a maga martyr.
Charlie Kirk deserves to wake up in a week with crushing medical debt and then have to live knowing he advocated for shitty policy that made healthcare unaffordable and put guns on school campuses. He doesn’t deserve to be a maga martyr.
Somebody on tiktok just said Florida Evans would’ve been MAGA im finna just go lay down
August 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Somebody on tiktok just said Florida Evans would’ve been MAGA im finna just go lay down
I been gaining weight BUT THATS OKAY IF REESE HIMSELF DONE LINKED UP WITH OREO YALL JUST GOTTA ACCEPT ME AS I AM
Hershey and Mondelez are combining two of their top-selling products—the Reese’s peanut butter cup and the Oreo cookie—in a sugary marriage they say consumers have been begging for.
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July 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I been gaining weight BUT THATS OKAY IF REESE HIMSELF DONE LINKED UP WITH OREO YALL JUST GOTTA ACCEPT ME AS I AM
I be convincing myself I’m “approaching” my auntie era but that mf is in full swing bc why did I start making phone calls and saying “mhmm you know it come in 3s” behind Theo and Ozzy??? When did I become this person????
July 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I be convincing myself I’m “approaching” my auntie era but that mf is in full swing bc why did I start making phone calls and saying “mhmm you know it come in 3s” behind Theo and Ozzy??? When did I become this person????
Dying isn’t enough I need to see a picture of him in hell
July 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dying isn’t enough I need to see a picture of him in hell
I know the group chat HATES when I drink 🤭
July 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I know the group chat HATES when I drink 🤭
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June 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Yall tryna throw something on the grill? 🥰
May 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yall tryna throw something on the grill? 🥰
“Inflation” was/is just a cop out and I feel like we need to stop letting them use these excuses. Trump was VERY clear that he didn’t have a plan for the economy, but he guaranteed he’d shit on minorities and they ate it up because they’re ✨ 𝒷𝒶𝒹 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒✨, not because they didn’t know any better.
I’m tired of hearing about how voters voted for Trump because of “inflation”. Inflation was going down under Biden and Trump’s policies, the ones he ran in during the campaign, were stated to be things that would reverse that and increase inflation.
We just need to admit the public is stupid
We just need to admit the public is stupid
April 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“Inflation” was/is just a cop out and I feel like we need to stop letting them use these excuses. Trump was VERY clear that he didn’t have a plan for the economy, but he guaranteed he’d shit on minorities and they ate it up because they’re ✨ 𝒷𝒶𝒹 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒✨, not because they didn’t know any better.