Gibran Mohamed
@jibbeyxd.bsky.social
I am the tree that falls in the forest, which no one is around to hear.
the older I get, the more I appreciate walks for reasons that have nothing to do with fitness.
if I were in the UK, I would be called a "rambler".
granted, I do plenty of the verbal kind of rambling, so its good to have that other description apply to me. 😆
if I were in the UK, I would be called a "rambler".
granted, I do plenty of the verbal kind of rambling, so its good to have that other description apply to me. 😆
September 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
the older I get, the more I appreciate walks for reasons that have nothing to do with fitness.
if I were in the UK, I would be called a "rambler".
granted, I do plenty of the verbal kind of rambling, so its good to have that other description apply to me. 😆
if I were in the UK, I would be called a "rambler".
granted, I do plenty of the verbal kind of rambling, so its good to have that other description apply to me. 😆
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This administration would be so funny if it wasn’t so historically embarrassing and destructive.
America deserves serious leaders.
America deserves serious leaders.
September 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
This administration would be so funny if it wasn’t so historically embarrassing and destructive.
America deserves serious leaders.
America deserves serious leaders.
Ted Lasso, man... the absolute balls it took to ask out that theater woman, knowing she could reject him, when it would have been so much easier for him to take his chances on Grindr.
especially after Keeley filled out the registration for him.
#TedLasso
especially after Keeley filled out the registration for him.
#TedLasso
September 17, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Ted Lasso, man... the absolute balls it took to ask out that theater woman, knowing she could reject him, when it would have been so much easier for him to take his chances on Grindr.
especially after Keeley filled out the registration for him.
#TedLasso
especially after Keeley filled out the registration for him.
#TedLasso
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I am glad to welcome folks who have never been NFL fans to the "we hate Robert Kraft" club.
September 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I am glad to welcome folks who have never been NFL fans to the "we hate Robert Kraft" club.
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if macklemore killed an ed sheeran tour is that a big enough contribution to music as an artform that he retroactively now deserves that grammy
Lukas Graham, another support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour, also now withdrawing from the tour.
September 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
if macklemore killed an ed sheeran tour is that a big enough contribution to music as an artform that he retroactively now deserves that grammy
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George Carlin was right about everything.
September 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
George Carlin was right about everything.
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
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Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
September 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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A minor detail is missing from the headline.
September 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
A minor detail is missing from the headline.
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Do you get déjà vu? 🎶
Abby Wambach’s daughter, Amma, scored her first goal for Santa Clara women’s soccer over the weekend in classic Abby style—a header ❤️
🎥: SCUWomensSoccer/X
Abby Wambach’s daughter, Amma, scored her first goal for Santa Clara women’s soccer over the weekend in classic Abby style—a header ❤️
🎥: SCUWomensSoccer/X
September 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Do you get déjà vu? 🎶
Abby Wambach’s daughter, Amma, scored her first goal for Santa Clara women’s soccer over the weekend in classic Abby style—a header ❤️
🎥: SCUWomensSoccer/X
Abby Wambach’s daughter, Amma, scored her first goal for Santa Clara women’s soccer over the weekend in classic Abby style—a header ❤️
🎥: SCUWomensSoccer/X
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I lost interest in football after what they did to Colin Kaepernick. Screw the NFL.
September 15, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I lost interest in football after what they did to Colin Kaepernick. Screw the NFL.
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When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
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Wonder what year they arrived from South Africa...
September 15, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Wonder what year they arrived from South Africa...
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via Ministry of Wibble
September 15, 2026 at 8:28 AM
via Ministry of Wibble
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Donald Trump attended 1 NBA finals game, rooting for the Knicks. It was the only game the Knicks lost.
Donald Trump signed the helmets of the Dallas Cowboys. The favored Cowboys lost.
Donald Trump signed the helmets of the Dallas Cowboys. The favored Cowboys lost.
September 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Donald Trump attended 1 NBA finals game, rooting for the Knicks. It was the only game the Knicks lost.
Donald Trump signed the helmets of the Dallas Cowboys. The favored Cowboys lost.
Donald Trump signed the helmets of the Dallas Cowboys. The favored Cowboys lost.
good for Ed Sheeran for singlehandedly disproving the stereotype that Zionists control the entertainment industry. 😆
September 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
good for Ed Sheeran for singlehandedly disproving the stereotype that Zionists control the entertainment industry. 😆
anyone else driven to the brink of madness trying not to explode at other pedestrians walking slowly, taking up the entire sidewalk when you are in a hurry to get to your destination??
September 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
anyone else driven to the brink of madness trying not to explode at other pedestrians walking slowly, taking up the entire sidewalk when you are in a hurry to get to your destination??
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September 14, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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We are grateful for the tremendous support and enthusiasm from our community and Dolly's fans around the world," the MNAA said. "We look forward to sharing additional details as plans are finalized."
Nashville Airport Authority approves renaming airport in honor of Dolly Parton
The Metropolitan Nashville Airport Authority voted unanimously, 6-0, to begin the process of renaming the Nashville International Airport in honor of Dolly Parton.
abcnews.com
September 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
We are grateful for the tremendous support and enthusiasm from our community and Dolly's fans around the world," the MNAA said. "We look forward to sharing additional details as plans are finalized."
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I went to a tarot reading today and...
September 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I went to a tarot reading today and...
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A man rapped with his dog at the Apollo, the stage famous for booing acts off before their first verse, and the crowd went wild for both of them.
September 13, 2026 at 10:41 AM
A man rapped with his dog at the Apollo, the stage famous for booing acts off before their first verse, and the crowd went wild for both of them.
I am two episodes in to the Guy Ritchie show 'The Gentlemen' and I can't say I'm overly impressed, even though I have heard good things about this show.
ngl I am this close to giving up.
does it get better the more you watch??
#TheGentlemen
ngl I am this close to giving up.
does it get better the more you watch??
#TheGentlemen
September 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I am two episodes in to the Guy Ritchie show 'The Gentlemen' and I can't say I'm overly impressed, even though I have heard good things about this show.
ngl I am this close to giving up.
does it get better the more you watch??
#TheGentlemen
ngl I am this close to giving up.
does it get better the more you watch??
#TheGentlemen