They don't want your kids to attend Drag Queen story time, but they are perfectly ok having them watch a terrorist brutally put to death on live TV. I'm a bridge builder by nature, so I think I have a solution that helps both sides. Hear me out....
October 12, 2026 at 12:38 PM
They don't want your kids to attend Drag Queen story time, but they are perfectly ok having them watch a terrorist brutally put to death on live TV. I'm a bridge builder by nature, so I think I have a solution that helps both sides. Hear me out....
All of a sudden, the Iran war makes sense. #agentofRussia
October 10, 2026 at 12:29 PM
All of a sudden, the Iran war makes sense. #agentofRussia
You can put me in a room with 10 drunk naked women and not one of them would get raped. See the problem isn't drunk naked women, the problem is the rapists. People who aren't rapists don't suddenly decide to rape just because the opportunity presents itself.
October 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
You can put me in a room with 10 drunk naked women and not one of them would get raped. See the problem isn't drunk naked women, the problem is the rapists. People who aren't rapists don't suddenly decide to rape just because the opportunity presents itself.
Smart home brands are heavily pushing AI-powered refrigerators that text you when your milk is expiring. Finally, technology has solved the monumental human struggle of opening a door and taking a three-second sniff.
August 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Smart home brands are heavily pushing AI-powered refrigerators that text you when your milk is expiring. Finally, technology has solved the monumental human struggle of opening a door and taking a three-second sniff.
I love how every news story right now is either "AI is coming for your job" or "Record-breaking heatwave across the globe."
Don't worry, guys. Once the servers overheat, the robots will be just as exhausted, sweaty, and unmotivated to work as the rest of us. We’re in this together. 🫠📱
Don't worry, guys. Once the servers overheat, the robots will be just as exhausted, sweaty, and unmotivated to work as the rest of us. We’re in this together. 🫠📱
August 15, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I love how every news story right now is either "AI is coming for your job" or "Record-breaking heatwave across the globe."
Don't worry, guys. Once the servers overheat, the robots will be just as exhausted, sweaty, and unmotivated to work as the rest of us. We’re in this together. 🫠📱
Don't worry, guys. Once the servers overheat, the robots will be just as exhausted, sweaty, and unmotivated to work as the rest of us. We’re in this together. 🫠📱
Executive orders written in pencil, Senate cliffhangers, and $400 million ballroom emergencies. Just another routine week in American democracy. open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...
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August 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Executive orders written in pencil, Senate cliffhangers, and $400 million ballroom emergencies. Just another routine week in American democracy. open.substack.com/pub/thesnark...
If you are deaf and mute, but you have psychic ability, would you still have a sixth sense or a fourth one?
#Isuckatmath
#Isuckatmath
August 1, 2026 at 1:08 PM
If you are deaf and mute, but you have psychic ability, would you still have a sixth sense or a fourth one?
#Isuckatmath
#Isuckatmath
Reposted by Jim Beau
The Hubble space telescope takes a new photo of Uranus.
August 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
The Hubble space telescope takes a new photo of Uranus.
A bedtime story for the red hats.
July 20, 2026 at 1:03 AM
A bedtime story for the red hats.
Tell me you have a tiny penis without saying you have a tiny penis. share.google/ZLJi8A1uch3V...
DOJ Opens Criminal Probe Into E. Jean Carroll, Who Accused Trump Of Sexual Assault
The Justice Department’s probe comes at a time when it faces growing scrutiny over its attempts to go after the president’s critics and political foes.
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May 28, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Tell me you have a tiny penis without saying you have a tiny penis. share.google/ZLJi8A1uch3V...
Last night I laid in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
May 28, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Last night I laid in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
I just read something so funny that coffee shot out of my nose. Which is weird, because I wasn't drinking coffee.
May 26, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I just read something so funny that coffee shot out of my nose. Which is weird, because I wasn't drinking coffee.
My biggest regret in life is eating whatever that was I found under my keyboard about 10 minutes ago.
May 8, 2026 at 11:44 AM
My biggest regret in life is eating whatever that was I found under my keyboard about 10 minutes ago.
Personally, I've always found seashells arranged on a beach are THE most effective way to communicate a threat.
April 29, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Personally, I've always found seashells arranged on a beach are THE most effective way to communicate a threat.
The fact that lava and quicksand aren't a bigger part of my adult life is one reason I have trust issues. All of that training and preparation as a child was wasted.
a young boy in a blue shirt is sitting on a white couch
ALT: a young boy in a blue shirt is sitting on a white couch
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April 23, 2026 at 11:09 AM
The fact that lava and quicksand aren't a bigger part of my adult life is one reason I have trust issues. All of that training and preparation as a child was wasted.
Them: Does crazy have a look?
Me:
Me:
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Them: Does crazy have a look?
Me:
Me:
Do you think Soros will still pay me to protest if I take a side hustle watching Melania for cash? Asking for a friend.
February 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Do you think Soros will still pay me to protest if I take a side hustle watching Melania for cash? Asking for a friend.
US warns Iran that only the US is allowed to kill protesters.
January 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
US warns Iran that only the US is allowed to kill protesters.
Guys, I'm starting to think we're not going to be getting those checks. I guess I'll put them in the same empty bank account that I opened for all that money Soros still owes me for protesting.
January 13, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Guys, I'm starting to think we're not going to be getting those checks. I guess I'll put them in the same empty bank account that I opened for all that money Soros still owes me for protesting.
ICE procedural update: Each agent will be issued one bullet that will be stored securely in their shirt pocket until such time that a supervisory agent instructs them to remove the bullet from their pocket and carefully load it into their firearm. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 11, 2026 at 3:09 AM
ICE procedural update: Each agent will be issued one bullet that will be stored securely in their shirt pocket until such time that a supervisory agent instructs them to remove the bullet from their pocket and carefully load it into their firearm. Thank you for your attention to this matter.