Booooooo (complimentary)

Lmfao the shitty beard is sending me

Oh I figured you would just bought it from Safeway or something

Wait, who actually MAKES mayonnaise?

Absolutely love how calm and rational and relatively respectful he was through that whole thing except you know damn well he's gonna unleash something unhinged right at the end and then somehow he still shocked me with an honest-to-goodness death threat

Suggest to me that dems don't want him to experience the sweet release of death before being humiliated a little on the way out via impeachment or getting coup'd which, fair!

I wonder if there's a food we can be trusted not to do a bad version of

See, this is why we like you kat

He might even agree with me on this, good for him, would still love him to stop talking

I'm not 100% sure what his point is from the title as it can be interpreted a few ways, but I can't listen to his self-important faux-intellectual-ass voice long enough to find out.

MISTA STEVAHN SEGYAHL

Now you can shoot people a Cum Hither look