And this is why it took nearly two hours to get a kebab delivered to me the other night. I play by the rules and found that very unfair tbh.

Just another in a string of broken manifesto promises from Starmer. He must resign.

Someone shouted “TIMBER!” and that was that

I will never make that Rosemary infused pizza dough, but I’ll defend to the death my right watch a 15 minute video of how to make it.

Yes, but I, a very intelligent Labour voter, know that those are the only choices. There can not possibly be another way, did I mention I’m very intelligent?

If I was a member of congress and I wanted to get past a solitary Nazi with a child’s plaster that’s probably covering a swastika tattoo, then I would simply push him the fuck over.

As a palette cleanser, might I suggest this song about punching Nazi’s?