Update: my prototype works great!

Update: my prototype works great!

I’m glad this looks delightful rather than overwhelming as sometimes I look around and go “what am I doing to myself this is all just too much” 😅 and then I put it all away but it’s all dragged out within the week again

I fuckin hate it here (the internet)

Also if you ever are the unfortunate benefactor of a viral
Video, I just hope no part of your body, voice, or loved ones are featured because be prepared for them to eat you alive. Every worst fear about yourself will become amplified through the lens of 1M idiots hiding behind their keyboards

I mostly use the internet in “read only” mode as sort of a lazy diary of sorts or to keep my lonely elderly relatives updated so it’s a little weird when 100k randos start commenting stupid shit on my chicken videos for grandma

“Going viral” which I guess I’ve done a handful of times, largest being about 20M views on TikTok, isn’t an appealing or desirable goal and mostly just an odd novelty when it happens that quickly becomes annoying and in some cases makes me want to quit the internet permanently

Capitalism is a shark that always needs to eat and I’m just a shark that prefers water fasting

Literally this. My 20 acres of overgrown blackberry is my gym 😅

Same here- I’m never “just watching tv” I’m watching while doing something because I’m going to run out of life before I finish all of my ideas!!

This is also a good time to remind everyone of my favorite German insult “hobbyloses Verhalten” which is basically “hobbyless behavior” 😅

The question by far I hear more than any other is “do you ever sleep? Where do you find the time?” And it’s puzzling to me because I am just as puzzled at how all other humans pass time.

Like my coworkers are always shocked by the projects I do over the weekend but what they seem to do is mostly watch tv or go to the gym