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JK Spielman
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The person who answers the important questions: What if Aleister Crowley was Ian Fleming? What if James Bond was Bettie Page?
You're lucky to find them less than $5 nowadays back in Texas 😭
June 22, 2026 at 2:40 PM
If you ever want to blow their minds:
Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender
A priceless vase is lost on a distant planet that doesn't exist. An irate colonel wants i
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June 22, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I'll be the lone voice of dissent. James Bond movies are about modernity. Plenty of spy movies (Carré, Deighton, etc.) are rooted in the past, while James Bond needs to take place "tomorrow." That's why Fleming created SPECTRE -- villains who could outlast the USSR IRL and would never become dated.
June 22, 2026 at 1:38 PM
It's 2/3rds. 1/3 voted for him. 1/3 weren't worried about him enough to vote against him.
June 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Yep his signature is on that floating piece of paper hovering over Logan's back
June 22, 2026 at 1:51 AM
This can't be real. This list was written so outraged viewers will discuss it under HR's social media channels. Raiders behind Last Crusade? Huge giveaway they're just trying to create engagement.
June 21, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Seriously. If I wanted to read a Twitter post, I would be on Twitter
June 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
That milkshake sounds gross TBH
June 21, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Bajorans consider it religion but the writers and Sisko/Starfleet clearly view the Prophets as aliens and nothing more. This "your God is really an alien" trope is rampant in Trek even before DS9. You're seriously missing out by not watching more of it
June 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Yes, I know. It's not ableist for fiction, but is very much for other kinds of literacy. i was bringing up a new topic, which is why I started my own thread from the quote. HMU anytime you want to "akshually" something random I post.
June 20, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Is it weird that I'm disappointed I didn't get "dumbest dingbat on the planet"?
June 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This is way more complicated than "they should pick up a dictionary" -- if someone has a 5th grade education, they may not be able to spell or even pronounce Leukemia, and they shouldn't be punished because English is a weird language. 4/4
June 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This is why some health establishments will refer to Leukemia, Lymphoma, and Myeloma simply as "blood cancer." Health literacy means patients not only have to understand what they have, they need to also be able to communicate it to the people in their lives. 3/
June 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
"Cranial fracture" is more difficult to understand than "broken skull," especially for younger, under-educated, and non-native speakers. Other languages, even Romance languages, don't rely as heavily on actual Latin than English. 2/
June 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I much prefer Kang vs the Wolf Man, but to each their own
June 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
But then all school colors would be changed to red and we'd have no idea who was winning flag football matches!
June 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Aaaah this is excellent!! Thank you!!
June 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Point me to this book of which you speak! It's now on top of my list for today!!
June 19, 2026 at 4:29 PM
If the sauce is bright orange, it's made with habanero peppers. Soooo goood
June 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM