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Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
What's that song where she's like "I fold like paper sniff bibles on trains" and it samples the clash
November 9, 2026 at 4:58 AM
What's that song where she's like "I fold like paper sniff bibles on trains" and it samples the clash
It is far too easy to waste an hour fucking around on your phone. I am therefore opposed to "hours"
November 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
It is far too easy to waste an hour fucking around on your phone. I am therefore opposed to "hours"
You are into funk and rhythm
November 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
You are into funk and rhythm
Smoking big doinks in Obama
November 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Smoking big doinks in Obama
We all have that one friend who’s like “that’s a 50 DKP minus” and “many whelps, now, handle it”
November 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
We all have that one friend who’s like “that’s a 50 DKP minus” and “many whelps, now, handle it”
People are really out there on the greenway on $12,000 bicycles
November 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
People are really out there on the greenway on $12,000 bicycles
Laughing about Trump saying that the UFC guy was "a wonderful violent man" or whatever
November 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Laughing about Trump saying that the UFC guy was "a wonderful violent man" or whatever
Plant update. Some welcome volunteers, among other things
November 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Plant update. Some welcome volunteers, among other things
Gold Peak “iced tea” is ASS
November 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Gold Peak “iced tea” is ASS
Bro you smell like Urine’s Husband
November 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Bro you smell like Urine’s Husband
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I mean…
Good luck, I guess?
Good luck, I guess?
November 8, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I mean…
Good luck, I guess?
Good luck, I guess?
Oh my god my quads are trashed
November 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Oh my god my quads are trashed
… Dragula
We will skip through the meadows and run through the woods and swim in the river.
November 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
… Dragula
Was just thinking it would be funny if there was something called “religious technology” and then I remembered scientology has that already
![The Religious Technology Center (RTC) is an American non-profit corporation [2][1] that was founded in 1982 by the Church of Scientology to control and oversee the use of all of the trademarks, symbols and texts of Scientology and Dianetics. Although RTC controls their use, those works are owned by another corporation, the Church of Spiritual Technology. !31
[4]: 53-4, Bates 150130-1](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pnm6nittwtqyslqjsgnebxs4/bafkreiahvu7qri5jl4xxemxahfu5m3deuppamm6wrlqvclirxr54e5czju)
November 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Was just thinking it would be funny if there was something called “religious technology” and then I remembered scientology has that already
Trump is introducing a new cabinet-level position called The Energy Maniac
November 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Trump is introducing a new cabinet-level position called The Energy Maniac
Hm I think I shall have bites of food as this evening’s repast
November 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Hm I think I shall have bites of food as this evening’s repast