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Yeah but Bob Marley went even further, convincing me that EVERY LITTLE THING was gonna be alright.
On the strength of what evidence? Fucking birds.
On the strength of what evidence? Fucking birds.
August 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Yeah but Bob Marley went even further, convincing me that EVERY LITTLE THING was gonna be alright.
On the strength of what evidence? Fucking birds.
On the strength of what evidence? Fucking birds.
This is really great, and I will celebrate them as soon as they change the logo back next week.
May 21, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This is really great, and I will celebrate them as soon as they change the logo back next week.
Not really a lie. So just delete it instead of fighting with strangers. Or actually, just NEVER fight with strangers. Otherwise, eventually one day you wake up a republican because the left yelled at you too much. Tale as old as time.
May 21, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Not really a lie. So just delete it instead of fighting with strangers. Or actually, just NEVER fight with strangers. Otherwise, eventually one day you wake up a republican because the left yelled at you too much. Tale as old as time.
Like an elderly French bulldog mid-euthanasia. Sign me up for this guy’s regimen for healthy living!
April 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Like an elderly French bulldog mid-euthanasia. Sign me up for this guy’s regimen for healthy living!
Hope this includes the Halloween stores.
April 22, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Hope this includes the Halloween stores.
Can’t you just rub their faces together for a couple hours to sync them up?
April 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Can’t you just rub their faces together for a couple hours to sync them up?
I lowkey think Trump IS Loki
April 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I lowkey think Trump IS Loki
Pickle ls are too polarizing to be a default hamburger topping.
April 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Pickle ls are too polarizing to be a default hamburger topping.
I’d like a Jaws prequel about the young adventures of Quint - huntin’ sharks, chasin’ bow-legged women, sayin’ crazy shit.
There is an audience for this!
There is an audience for this!
April 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I’d like a Jaws prequel about the young adventures of Quint - huntin’ sharks, chasin’ bow-legged women, sayin’ crazy shit.
There is an audience for this!
There is an audience for this!
“Don’t hold your breath.”
- kids waiting in Tham Luang cave
- kids waiting in Tham Luang cave
March 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
“Don’t hold your breath.”
- kids waiting in Tham Luang cave
- kids waiting in Tham Luang cave
It’s giving the Hells Angels at Altamont
March 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
It’s giving the Hells Angels at Altamont
They’re gonna open the Ark of the Covenant, aren’t they.
a man in a military uniform is looking up with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a military uniform is looking up with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
They’re gonna open the Ark of the Covenant, aren’t they.
Should have gone for two earlier, right?
January 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Should have gone for two earlier, right?
I was born in 1980, and I too am 35
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I was born in 1980, and I too am 35
Literally the Sound of Silence
September 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Literally the Sound of Silence
I don’t think it has the authority. But I’m not sure who would enforce the transfer of power if they just claim fraud in the blue states and point to EO non-compliance as evidence (even if the EO is BS)
August 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I don’t think it has the authority. But I’m not sure who would enforce the transfer of power if they just claim fraud in the blue states and point to EO non-compliance as evidence (even if the EO is BS)
Having some audio issues.
Did she say “we’re all gonna die.”
or “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!”
Did she say “we’re all gonna die.”
or “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!”
May 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Having some audio issues.
Did she say “we’re all gonna die.”
or “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!”
Did she say “we’re all gonna die.”
or “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!”
tfw you accidentally designed your survey with checkboxes instead of radio buttons and then the president tweets out the results.
May 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
tfw you accidentally designed your survey with checkboxes instead of radio buttons and then the president tweets out the results.