The midwestern version of Bluesky is Greensky and we’re all just out here on the front porch looking up at pre-tornadic activity

I keep a running list of potential pet names in my Notes app even tho I have no plans to get another pet anytime soon. The list is 80+ long & includes a lot of food. Lemme know if you need options to name your new pet & I’ll pick some good ones for you! (pics will improve quality of recommendations)

Fun fact: the only time I have ever been a juror was in Judge Tanya Chutkan’s courtroom back in 2018. I remember thinking she is so smart and does not suffer bullshit. Plus she let me hold $30k worth of evidence heroin!! Fan for life right here

It’s barely been two days and the World Cup has ruined my sleep schedule

Please tell me I’m not the only one who doesn’t know what “based” means in today’s vernacular