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Joe Ruscio
@joeruscio.bsky.social
Some guy over here
Better fkn believe i’ll drive 45 minutes for a silly rare toy
August 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Saw “Oh,Mary!” Last night and it was delightful and unhinged. The couple next to me was something. The guy was clearly dragged there against his will, and as soon as the first homoerotic moment happened he said to his date, at full volume, “what the hell did you bring me to!?”
July 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Regarding scatting…I don’t think it’s fair for THE SCATMAN to say “If The Scatman can do it so can you”
July 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The Odyssey!?

More like
OH
I DID see
(A good movie at the theatre)

It was The Odyssey
July 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social did you guys remember to record the numbers for the countdown this year? I meant to remind you earlier
July 11, 2026 at 10:30 AM
You just don’t hear people doing the Woody Woodpecker laugh anymore.

Really goes to show you stuff.
May 24, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Remember how it was a running joke forever that Silksong was never coming out and then it came out and it fucking ruled so hard and now we’re on the other side of it.

Idk just nice to remember sometimes good things happen.
May 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I’ve never seen Tony Kushner before and didn’t realize he looks exactly like Adam Sandler
April 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
That’s all fine but has the weather considered that I don’t wanna
February 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Shoutout to us 7 years ago drinking around the world with Kingdom Hearts as our inspiration #disney #kingdomhearts #keyblade #epcot #sora
February 21, 2026 at 1:19 PM
@heathercampbell.bsky.social any chance we’ll ever see the RE Merchant make an appearance on Comedy Bang Bang!?

I feel like he and @scottaukerman.bsky.social would get along well.
February 16, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Why does Jungle Love by The Steve Miller Band start like that
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Folk are still using “Make [noun] [adjective] again” like it’s a fun little marketing slogan.

Sucks! Bad! Stop doing this!
January 26, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by Joe Ruscio
I heard you didn’t use Trivago
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I heard you didn’t use Trivago
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just had an extremely 38 year old gamer thought and it was “damn i wish i could auto arrange this dishwasher like in Death Stranding 2”
July 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am 30 or 40 years old i do not have time for this
June 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Mario Kart World giving us the most cursed online room code
June 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
@kaizengameworks.com i have a toy remote controlled Kei truck. Do y’all have a lil Pinky i could plop in the bed?
May 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It’s not white people taco night until you bust out the slop squeezers
May 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I miss this guy 🥺🥹
May 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
@jamieloftus.bsky.social Hi i’m the guy who just drove by you in Brockton and shouted “JAMIE LOFTUS I LOVE 16TH MINUTE YOURE THE BEST.” Sorry if that was alarming. But you are indeed the best!
May 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
@heathercampbell.bsky.social i got my Nintendo Switch 2 preorder email from Nintendo. I already secured mine via retail preorder last month. If you or Wiger never got yours, I’d be happy to scoop one up for one of y’all! Lmk! The least i can do for several many hours of my fav podcasters 😊
May 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My Squaby
May 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Morta oo Gaga??

What’s next

Janus ee Googoo??
May 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM