Johan’s Joyride
@johansjoyride.bsky.social
Hey, I'm Johan! Gaymer and cat daddy 🇬🇧
Sharing my unfiltered thoughts 💭
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Sharing my unfiltered thoughts 💭
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Name: Johan 🙋♂️
Location: South Africa to UK 🇿🇦✈️🇬🇧
Interests:
🎮 Gaming
🍏 Tech (Apple Fan Boy)
🔪 Horror movies
🎧 Music
🍕 Food
Vocation:
🎥 Videography / 🧑💻 web dev
Name: Johan 🙋♂️
Location: South Africa to UK 🇿🇦✈️🇬🇧
Interests:
🎮 Gaming
🍏 Tech (Apple Fan Boy)
🔪 Horror movies
🎧 Music
🍕 Food
Vocation:
🎥 Videography / 🧑💻 web dev
Super proud of this - got all the online achievements in Kirby Air Riders
January 24, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Super proud of this - got all the online achievements in Kirby Air Riders
Kirby Air Riders tomorrow!! Who’s playing?
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Kirby Air Riders tomorrow!! Who’s playing?
Had a blast seeing the frost children in east london
October 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Had a blast seeing the frost children in east london
So hyped for Gaga tonight!
September 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
So hyped for Gaga tonight!
En route to The Mayhem Ball 🖤
September 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
En route to The Mayhem Ball 🖤
He looks better on me
September 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
He looks better on me
What’s happening with grocery prices? I can’t afford to be fat anymore
September 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
What’s happening with grocery prices? I can’t afford to be fat anymore
90% of the things you worry about never happen.
Which proves worrying really works
Which proves worrying really works
September 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
90% of the things you worry about never happen.
Which proves worrying really works
Which proves worrying really works
Did you know you could only have 500 tabs open in Safari on iOS. I’ve reached the limit
September 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Did you know you could only have 500 tabs open in Safari on iOS. I’ve reached the limit
Does this ever happen to you? You’re the only one in the group who can tell something is “off” with a someone while everyone else loves the person.
Only for everyone to realize wayyy later that the person was indeed a snake?
Only for everyone to realize wayyy later that the person was indeed a snake?
September 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Does this ever happen to you? You’re the only one in the group who can tell something is “off” with a someone while everyone else loves the person.
Only for everyone to realize wayyy later that the person was indeed a snake?
Only for everyone to realize wayyy later that the person was indeed a snake?
New Kim Petras & Frost Children 🚨
September 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
New Kim Petras & Frost Children 🚨
A reminder for my wanna be skinny girlies: rimjobs are 0 cals
September 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A reminder for my wanna be skinny girlies: rimjobs are 0 cals
Damn so iPhone on ozempic too now
September 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Damn so iPhone on ozempic too now
Not even booking out an entire row of seats could save me from a group of evil teens ruining the conjuring for me 😢
September 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Not even booking out an entire row of seats could save me from a group of evil teens ruining the conjuring for me 😢
Starting to really enjoy these vegan sausages. They really grow on you
September 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Starting to really enjoy these vegan sausages. They really grow on you
Just saw 2 dudes vaccinating each other in the gym locker room
August 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Just saw 2 dudes vaccinating each other in the gym locker room
I love how they say reduce stress to lose weight.
What do you mean reduce stress, how?
What do you mean reduce stress, how?
August 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I love how they say reduce stress to lose weight.
What do you mean reduce stress, how?
What do you mean reduce stress, how?
I’ve reached the end
June 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’ve reached the end
Birthday weekend plans sorted
May 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Birthday weekend plans sorted
Kylie was ICONIC
May 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Kylie was ICONIC
Hopefully this means we won’t have to wait 13 years for the next Final Destination movie
$100 Million opening weekend ($50 million budget)
$100 Million opening weekend ($50 million budget)
May 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hopefully this means we won’t have to wait 13 years for the next Final Destination movie
$100 Million opening weekend ($50 million budget)
$100 Million opening weekend ($50 million budget)
