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I mix up three different kind of weeds, I call it Osama
Wild like a young fella living with his momma
Geeked up, playing Xbox all day
They don't go to school, they don't have a job, but they paid
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john @john.bsky.cool · Nov 17
IM SOO FUCKINF READY FOR TWITTER2 LETSGOOOK
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This is so spot-on it’s scary.
December 29, 2024 at 5:46 PM
BROS ON HIS WAY TO CANADIAN TEXAS TALKING ABOUR ENTERING A SANE COUNTRY LMFAO

What a naive thing to say too, when canada is also losing massive ground to the far-right rn lil bro
Whoa. I’ve just entered a sane country. What a weird feeling.
December 28, 2024 at 4:24 AM
THIS ONE GOES SO HARDDDDD
I’m concerned for the health of the leopards eating Laura Loomer’s face.
December 28, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Trump not even in office yet and the right is already falling apart
December 28, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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society is completely cooked lol
December 18, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Omg, the grand poobah of ghouls who enrich themselves by scamming millions of vulnerable people seeking healthcare was just executed. Oh nooooo
absolutely depraved to get your dunks in when the guy was just murdered in cold blood
Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
December 4, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Illegal cartel of landlords levying technology to maximize their own personal gain was actually at the top of my list! :D
Of all the reasons why your rent’s too high, did you have an algorithm-powered illegal cartel on your list?

Millions across the U.S. pay far more rent than they can afford. There’s a surprising factor driving up prices: landlords colluding with the help of technology https://buff.ly/3UZzFEx #rent
Robo price-fixing: Why the Justice Department is suing a software company to stop landlords colluding on rents
RealPage, Inc. provides software that lets landlords keep rental prices high. The Justice Department cried foul on the price-fixing practice.
buff.ly
November 18, 2024 at 8:57 PM
19M REGISTERED BLUESKY USERS LETS GOOOOO
November 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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lmfao
November 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
BLUESKY IS WINNING BIGLY!!!!!!!
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Bros brain is lagging behind, he thinks it's 2023 still💀
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
FUCK MY USWRNAME IS SO GODDAMN SEXY I KNOW MFS ARE MADDDDDDD
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
FUCK MY USWRNAME IS SO GODDAMN SEXY I KNOW MFS ARE MADDDDDDD
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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Try this: move the BlueSky app icon to where your Twitter icon is. Then slide your Twitter icon off your main screen. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your blood pressure.
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation
theonion.com/trump-nods-v...
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
thank god i misclicked and it saved me from posing cringe
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
timeless classic.
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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i love edging my cars gas meter
November 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Never give up fr
Fun fact Tuesday
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Never give up fr
Fun fact Tuesday
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
At first I was surprised Bluesky was popping off so hard, but it makes a lot of sense actually. Twitter is so shit now I was gonna stop using it regardless.

Bluesky succeeds in being what Twitter was, in a way the present website never could. Makes perfect sense why so many users are moving over.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Nov 12
hello and welcome to the 1M people that have joined Bluesky in the last week!!!
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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the four genders
November 12, 2024 at 8:13 PM