Johnathy
@johnathy.bsky.social
Independent programmer and Iced Coffee enthusiast.
Reposted by Johnathy
Reposted by Johnathy
*to the theme of Schism by Tool*
I saw the TV glow
I saw the TV glow
August 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
*to the theme of Schism by Tool*
I saw the TV glow
I saw the TV glow
Reposted by Johnathy
OH MY GOD THIS IS WHERE ITS FROM
July 30, 2026 at 11:35 AM
OH MY GOD THIS IS WHERE ITS FROM
Everyone who's played it will feel the spirit of John Romero possess them and give them the urge to reinstall Doom and Doom 2 and play them every year or two.
July 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Everyone who's played it will feel the spirit of John Romero possess them and give them the urge to reinstall Doom and Doom 2 and play them every year or two.
Reposted by Johnathy
people I have to be real with you, this mountain goats album "days," it's end to end, all these songs are jams
July 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
people I have to be real with you, this mountain goats album "days," it's end to end, all these songs are jams
@iwriteok.bsky.social is this acceptable for a gas station 8 ball?
July 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social is this acceptable for a gas station 8 ball?
Reposted by Johnathy
Reposted by Johnathy
Study Contends Free Will Disproven By Fact That Humans Repeatedly Eat At Jimmy John’s
Study Contends Free Will Disproven By Fact That Humans Repeatedly Eat At Jimmy John’s
CHAMPAIGN, IL—Shedding new light on the concept of voluntary behavior, researchers at the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign contend in a study published this week that the existence of free will...
theonion.com
June 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Study Contends Free Will Disproven By Fact That Humans Repeatedly Eat At Jimmy John’s
Reposted by Johnathy
Grimly amusing Dem machines think they deserve some sort of entitlement hierarchy. My entire life, everything has been moving backwards, politically, democratically, bureaucratically, judicially. You are all failures. You are presumptively part of the rot that must be removed down to the root.
A lot of discourse since Tuesday hinges on idea that some politicians are owed a seat, it’s their turn & it’s problematic to not back them. & that’s so odd to me — because not only you have to wait for 88-year olds to deign to retire, but then there’s someone else waiting who’s owed & you can’t run?
June 26, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Grimly amusing Dem machines think they deserve some sort of entitlement hierarchy. My entire life, everything has been moving backwards, politically, democratically, bureaucratically, judicially. You are all failures. You are presumptively part of the rot that must be removed down to the root.
Reposted by Johnathy
woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go
June 21, 2026 at 6:04 PM
woke up this morning with the phrase, "Ork pronouns, 'e / 'em" stuck in my brain so there you all go
I don't even like wearing suits and I know that you're supposed to unbotton the coat when you sit down so you don't look like a gaping moron
June 19, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I don't even like wearing suits and I know that you're supposed to unbotton the coat when you sit down so you don't look like a gaping moron
Reposted by Johnathy
So blessed today to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That id just how I feel, today at lunch
June 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
So blessed today to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That id just how I feel, today at lunch
Reposted by Johnathy
i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship
June 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship
Reposted by Johnathy
Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.
June 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.
Reposted by Johnathy
just got recommended a 20 year old youtube video
Man Ages Rapidly
ALT: Man Ages Rapidly
static.klipy.com
June 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
just got recommended a 20 year old youtube video
Reposted by Johnathy
Valve finally did it, they created a fun MOBA. Unfortunate side effect, more people than ever are interacting with MOBA players, the worst community in video games.
May 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Valve finally did it, they created a fun MOBA. Unfortunate side effect, more people than ever are interacting with MOBA players, the worst community in video games.
I keep getting a Kalshi ad on tiktok where the guy sounds genuinely concussed while saying he just bet on whether it would rain on Friday.
May 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I keep getting a Kalshi ad on tiktok where the guy sounds genuinely concussed while saying he just bet on whether it would rain on Friday.
I feel spiritually connected to the man who cuts the meat at the Jersey Mike's next to my job. Perhaps in the Neolithic Period we sat at a fire together and cracked open hard tree nuts.
April 21, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I feel spiritually connected to the man who cuts the meat at the Jersey Mike's next to my job. Perhaps in the Neolithic Period we sat at a fire together and cracked open hard tree nuts.
Reposted by Johnathy
the good news is i managed to purchase Enough Warhammer Models before the global economy collapsed, so now i only need to worry about getting food and fuel and other bullshit like that
April 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
the good news is i managed to purchase Enough Warhammer Models before the global economy collapsed, so now i only need to worry about getting food and fuel and other bullshit like that
Reposted by Johnathy
one time in london i went to a small casino at one in the morning that had office fluorescent lighting, no music, and pretty much no talking. some guys were playing billiards and the balls clacking was the only sound in the room. you should have to go to a place like that
Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again
March 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
one time in london i went to a small casino at one in the morning that had office fluorescent lighting, no music, and pretty much no talking. some guys were playing billiards and the balls clacking was the only sound in the room. you should have to go to a place like that
Reposted by Johnathy
mood of the morning.
February 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
mood of the morning.
Reposted by Johnathy
if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
Reposted by Johnathy
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
Reposted by Johnathy
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.