banner
johnc-bha.bsky.social
@johnc-bha.bsky.social
Reposted
Football is a wonderful, beautiful game but fan rivalry is the most pathetic thing a grown adult can engage in. You're hating and abusing a group of strangers for no reason other than being told you should hate them. Get over yourselves.
September 1, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Reposted
The more often you sound your car horn, the worse you are at driving.
July 26, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Reposted
Go on my son.
July 15, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Reposted
How the fuck did he get a ticket that cheap?
June 26, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Reposted
I don't like Starmer. I want him to step down. But I don't think he should. His possible replacements are much worse and we've had utter chaos for a decade and a half. Perhaps we should let our leaders serve their term and think a bit more critically who we vote for next time.
June 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Reposted
Best line from the latest @thebugle.bsky.social
"What bible are these c***'s reading?"
In reference to the UFC guy saying he lives by 'Jesus'.
June 18, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Reposted
Keir Starmer's response to Nigel Farage at PMQs just now was probably the most powerful and eloquent I have seen him in the Commons. The full answer is worth reading.
June 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Reposted
Postman Pat is a shit postman. Barely a day goes by without him getting distracted on the job. You're paid to deliver letters Pat, not chase sheep.
May 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Reposted
Say what you like about the British press, but I find it reassuring that they spend months ripping apart a Labour PM for properly declaring some glasses and football tickets, then all but ignore someone who wants to be PM when he tries to cover up a £5 million gift.
May 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Today #bhafc played far worse than every game through the No Win Winter, (obvs not palace) yet today came out with an easy 3 points
May 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Reposted
This meeting could have been an email. That email could have been a one line message. Because organisations work best with minimal communication. I don't want to be listened to and I don't want the opportunity to hear my colleagues' ideas either.
April 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Reposted
Haha spend a full two minutes celebrating a goal, give yourself cramp in the process and Brighton score in those added on minutes.
April 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Reposted
Fun’s over, guys. America’s waking up. See you tomorrow morning.
April 18, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Reposted
If you vote for Reform you get the man that lied to us about Brexit costing our country Fortune and our country poorer and you get the Tories. But not the capable ones. The disgrace ones. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧☕️🫖
April 12, 2026 at 8:17 AM
What's funnier? :-

Arsenal being all Spursy
Or
Spurs being all Arsey

#AFC #THFC
April 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Clearly something about the North East and their desire to not share the stadium
#bhafc
March 14, 2026 at 1:41 PM
@maxrushden.bsky.social
Surely the dream is Spurs relegated, Arsenal choke to City then lose the Champions League final...

...against Spurs.
Absolutely everybody wins.
March 8, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Reposted
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?

Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
It feels like a lifetime ago when a #sussex morning looked like this
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 AM
I'm going to be 56 at the end of the month.
I just ordered hot chocolate because it's too late for coffee!
When asked about fixings I said 'why not'.
I'm now regretting my life choices 😂
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Reposted
Seriously think about getting some stickers printed that say "I hate wheelchair users" and putting them on any vehicle i see parked on the footway.
January 24, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Reposted
🎨Dima Gorbachev
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Reposted
A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Reposted
John Boorman is 93.
This anecdote about him & Lee Marvin has quite the punchline.
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Reposted
Bagpuss is not some cute cat he's a manipulative piece of shit. Claimed credit for the mice's work, put himself center stage when yaffel was the brains, & dictated everyone's waking hours
January 15, 2026 at 10:55 AM