John Rayment
johncrayment.bsky.social
John Rayment
@johncrayment.bsky.social
Actor, idler, eater of too many pies, drinker of too much Rioja.
High functioning mediocrity. Not straight 🏳️‍🌈
https://app.spotlight.com/3334-6729-4182

Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
Betty and John are just wondering why you haven't booked your tickets for "and I looked at the sky" yet...
www.omnibus-clapham.org/whatson/and-...
September 25, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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😈 Hear what Geoffrey Beevers had to say about playing The Decayed Master in our behind-the-scenes interview with cast and crew. Click https://youtu.be/stFAwfc99Z8?si=k0rAKn0Q8M_RmjaJ
September 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Tonight is press night.

A lifetime together. A promise made long ago. And one extraordinary birthday.

and I looked at the sky
with Mary Tillett and John Rayment
at Omnibus Theatre until 3 October.

Here we go. ❤️

www.omnibus-clapham.org/whatson/and-...
September 17, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Love this.
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
September 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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Dog’s Worst Friend.
If you’d like to see a new one of these every Sunday, join our Patreon.
September 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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September 8, 2026 at 8:35 PM
May I tempt you to come and see this gorgeous play that I'm in? A two hander (me, and the wonderful Mary Tillet) called "and I looked at the sky", by Tim Stubbs Hughes.

What happens when the work that gave a life meaning begins to fall silent?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=POhc...
and I looked at the sky | New play at Omnibus Theatre | 15 Sept–3 Oct 2026
YouTube video by Grey Swan
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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I missed the 80th anniversary of his majesty’s birth yesterday
September 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Please sign this petition to prevent actors’ voices being cloned without their permission - and to prevent you from paying for an AI rip-off of your favourite actor’s voice.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
Petition: Strengthen copyright laws on our voices
Our voice is a key part of our identity and right now we feel it is inadequately unprotected by UK law! We are demanding every person in the UK have a clearer, more enforceable copyright ownership ove...
petition.parliament.uk
August 30, 2026 at 9:06 AM
It always feels absurdly grown-up, buying a rail season ticket when I have actual regular work.

You know, like I'm some sort of normal person.

As opposed to the 66-year-old child I actually am.
August 29, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I am walking to the station. I am wearing jeans (as opposed to shorts), and a hoodie. I am carrying an umbrella.

It feels so wrong.
August 27, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Ooh not seen that before. A big ol’ rearranging of who sits where on the plane, because you can’t have a child sitting in the emergency exit seat.
Very polite, but clear that we were milliseconds from a grumpy “well I don’t see why” conversation 🤣
August 26, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I’m here to tell you this is an absolutely wonderful book, in so many unexpected (and unexpectable) ways that I’m not going to list them. Just trust me; it’s perfect storytelling.
“Everything Will Swallow You” by Tom Cox (@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social)
August 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Doctor DILF regular panelist @johncrayment.bsky.social is in a play! Go see him perform “And I looked at the sky” at the Omnibus Theatre, London www.omnibus-clapham.org/whatson/and-...
August 20, 2026 at 1:50 PM
This is genuinely fascinating.
August 12, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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Good morning Bluesky.

Dragging this one out again because I definitely did and it is.
August 11, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Has anybody yet coined a word for the odd mix of anxiety invoked when you ignore an unknown phone number, even when it's obviously a scam?
August 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Wrote a line in my diary about making the most of a thing I'd dreamt about.

However, as a non-touch typist, I wasn't looking at the screen, and didn't spot the capslock was on. I actually typed, "I SHOULD CAPITALISE ON THIS"

At 6:30, before adequate coffee, this seems the funniest thing ever.
August 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
The world is increasingly filled with people who promise things, which they then silently just don't bother doing.
August 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Be part of the #DoctorDILF podcast! Your questions are needed!! www.doctordilf.co.uk
July 31, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Filled in the consultation questionnaire about HMRC's latest proposals for further increasing the regularity of tax returns (including *forecasting* one's self-employed income, FFS).

Reader, I was very sarcastic.
July 29, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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#DoctorDILF the health podcast for older gay and bisexual men. Every week, I chat with experts about mental health, physical health, dementia and caring, and compare HIV services and PrEP access in the UK and the US. You can find us on Apple and the official website www.doctordilf.co.uk
July 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Yeah I'm a jammy bugger this morning.
Wordle 1,865 2/6*

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July 28, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Monday. Always the possibility of someone offering me work.
(there is the sound of distant hysterical laughter)
July 27, 2026 at 5:41 AM