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Ha ha timeline magic happened here
February 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Ha ha timeline magic happened here
Grunklo, how did you--
May 16, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Grunklo, how did you--
The tricorder puppet is the robot, not Mister Data
February 22, 2024 at 2:51 PM
The tricorder puppet is the robot, not Mister Data
![Picture shows bathrobe-wearing guy in armchair soaking his feet and reading a book, proclaims that he has "invented a new sport" called Extreme Reading, and that he is a black belt
Commentary underneath reads:
Sorry, but that guy is not doing advanced reading. Anyone can do what he's doing: that's entry-level reading. Try reading while surrounded by people who want things from you, while avoiding things you should be doing, in a place where you can easily be found and derailed from the one thing you want to be doing --and no comfy chairs, robes, foot massages, or peace and quiet! You have to read while the street is being torn up outside your window, while the cat is yowling to be let in, while the kettle boils over on the stove, while an alarm is going off on your phone THAT YOU SET FOR YOURSELF and yet can't be bothered to even check, while the neighbor upstairs is clumping around like a T-Rex, singing opera, and while the entire local police and rescue is [too long for alt text]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5rqjmdxciwq7yftftukotemm/bafkreifc62k2afifwq66mfz35uubykx66p7oawq5d7tjanksj4aoa3e4d4)
